canada

[Ivve]

i bet uggs only moves when it's really important, and everyone watches him tensely as he takes a drink from the water bowl, only daring to breathe again when he returns to his throne on top of the filing cabinet behind the receptionist, from which he surveys all the waiting room.

[Sera]

Uggs is starting to grow on me tbh
he's kind of a badass

[Ivve]

Bitch please, I was angry and spent it all on electronics and new clothes and makin' myself look bitchin' and drinking wayyyyy to fuckin' much. If I put it in a bank account, he can get that shit back from me. If I SPEND it, it's gone. After that, I took pictures of it all with my new digital camera that he paid for. Then I changed all his email/facebook/myspace/banking/etcetc passwords and made him pay me to get them all back. Then I called his girlfriend and told her he had a wife. She apparently didn't know. Then I printed out all the naked pictures and emails and etc etc etc they swapped, printed out all his cellphone bills (calls to her number 803209480239 times a day, gg) printed out all his facebook and myspace messages from her (more dirty pix) and took them all in one big envelope to his Captain's desk.

I don't fuck around girl. They don't prosecute for adultery, but he was up for transfer (and he got a really shitty transfer LOL!) and he's already been busted twice. Remember, if they don't advance a certain amount over 10 years, they get kicked out. He wanted to go career. He won't make the requirement in 10 years. :> Besides I didn't want them to bust his pay, my alimony was about 85% of his paycheck for over a year.

i'm contacting you when the time comes. ilu. the dude next door was rumored to have gotten demoted for fucking around on his wife, but i guess unless he was like doing it in the office or some shit that's just a dumb fucking rumor.

either way, god he's a massive tool. my garage isn't even attached to my house and i can still hear that loud motherfucker come home every day. plus he moves his trash cans (he has 2) over just enough that i have to back out at an angle or hit his shit. i get him back by moving them over again every time i come home (usually in a hurry to get out of the house or i'd do it when i leave) and throwing my trash in his trash cans so i don't have to remember to take mine out on trash day.

he's got like a zillion kids over there, so every time i come home i make sure to talk loudly about inappropriate shit on my phone so they start reeling their rugrats in a little more or suffering the consequences of the "repeat everything they hear" phase, courtesy of my angry marine wife mouth. they even threw a banana peel over my fence the other day. i threw one back and then dumped out some of my used cat litter right at the base of the fence to make their dog that they leave outside to bark all hours of the day and night dig holes in their property. it has been effective. neighbor warfare is no joke.

Man, the wives club for the ship he was on (enlisted wives of course, as if a shitbag like him would ever be an officer, lol) was full of like, knocked up hillbilly bitches and brainless drones. I went once, and never went back. Their dumbassed husbands asking my husband "when he's going to knock me up" and shit, putting dipshit ideas in his head like I actually wanna have kids at 22. Fuck off, man. Just, ugh. So glad he's gone.

first, i feel you on this one. there was some comedian i watched one time who talked about how wives put their husbands in a room together even if they have nothing in common and always leave after saying some shit like, "honey, he likes baseball too!" that's 100% how i feel. honey, she's married to a marine too! that's great, but we truly have nothing at all in common.

either that or they're all fucking insane. i won't even go on about this, because i bet you came across all the same types, but god damn. it is so bad i don't even want to give my phone number out. i can't change it again this year without being charged.

luckily though, dude mcmarriage over here doesn't want kids. fucking fine with me. thank god. too bad all the parents involved are still asking at every gathering when we're going to give them the gift of grandchildren, like it's a fucking edible arrangement or some shit that's a gift and not an 18 year, million dollar commitment. it's like asking us when we're going to buy them a yacht and finance its upkeep. are you serious? you might see these motherfuckers on the weekends or holidays at most. back the fuck off.

[Ryko]

The answer was and is to instead be my booty call(s)

[Sera]

i'm contacting you when the time comes. ilu. the dude next door was rumored to have gotten demoted for fucking around on his wife, but i guess unless he was like doing it in the office or some shit that's just a dumb fucking rumor.

Unless you get pictures of him hittin it, you can't do shit. I had pictures, like I said, but none of them actually having sex, so I didn't have enough to do anything. If you DO have those though (and god DAMN that's crafty if you do) -- those are enough to Mast him, and in some cases, get him kicked out, yes.

add me on messenger then, woman

[Shiroikage]

Uggs is fantastic.

[Ivve]

added, and afk now.

[Ivve]

and yes, uggs is everything that is good and right in the world

[FNH]

right now i'm sellin mint juleps for mad cash, if that makes me a whore, so be it

rock my world little minority girl.

[Sera]

dude i am sitting on like 200k right now, get @ me

[FNH]

that's entry level

[Colenzo]

dude i am sitting on like 200k right now, get @ me

can i have a julep for free :3

[Sera]

ya go to the shelf and get one, again and again and again and again and...

[Colenzo]

:O OK

[Colenzo]

:< how do i run faster ?

[#686578]

I'll admit it, Uggs is growing on me too.

[FNH]

ya get one, again and again and again and again and...

ooooooooh yaaaaaaa

[Heian]

lolmilitarywives

[Shiroikage]

Uggs never had to grow on me. I saw greatness from the start.

[Heian]

I do not approve of Uggs