The Success Of My Friend Kills Me On The Inside

[Krye]

I have mentioned on these forums that I am living with a very close friend of mine.

His girlfriend cheated on him recently and they broke up.

The other night, he says, "I kind of want to get with this chick."

He brings her home that night, fucks her two night later.

Last night, a girl asks to hang out with him. SHE suggests they cuddle, then SHE says, "Would it make you uncomfortable if I take my clothes off?"

Shit like this happening to him is what causes me to hate my own hideousness and to hate the ugliness of others and the whorishness of women.

You have my friend to blame for my actions.

Also, I hate black people.

[Ragnell]

enjoy ur no sex life

[Krye]

He actually got me laid the other night, so I can't complain too much just yet.

[Colenzo]

I heard having a personality works wonders when getting girls.

[Day]

Of course you've only heard about it.

[Colenzo]

yap

[Ohaigaiz]

your friend got you laid

lol

you are a fucking failure

[Colenzo]

guilt sex lol

[Ragnell]

your friend got you laid

lol

you are a fucking failure

^ x20

[Day]

sure is tard in here

[Colenzo]

better get out while you still can

[Charismatic]

nothing wrong with hookin your bro up, that's all part of the guy code.

[Charismatic]

ya'll some hoes if you would go out and get some and not even at least try to hook a nigga up.
that's how we do out here.

Miz is a hater, but I'm sure he can at least attest to that.

[Day]

Taking notes for my leading role in the new movie "Tards that got ate by the thing under the bridge" Kind of a title in progress, but the script is well done.

[Krye]

your friend got you laid

lol

you are a fucking failure

Have you seen my pictures? How am I supposed to get laid on my own?

[Ohaigaiz]

instead of the girls ass popping on your dick it was the pimples on your face

[Colenzo]

ya'll some hoes if you would go out and get some and not even at least try to hook a nigga up.
that's how we do out here.

Miz is a hater, but I'm sure he can at least attest to that.

I get pissed when my friends try this shit because 95% of the time the girls are totally ugly/fat and its like I am treating the girl to the dick instead of having a mutual genital agreement.

[Ohaigaiz]

btw only picture i saw is that one where your body looks like a fuckin hour glass, get that checked out you mutant faggot

[Ohaigaiz]

'hey i'm about to tear this chick's pussy up go sympathy fuck my friend and after i'll be sure to give you a real dick'

[Charismatic]

I get pissed when my friends try this shit because 95% of the time the girls are totally ugly/fat and its like I am treating the girl to the dick instead of having a mutual genital agreement.

You're fat.
How they not gonna give you the fat bitches?