The Success Of My Friend Kills Me On The Inside

[Colenzo]

What if hes one of those trans-gender girl to guy things.

[Charismatic]

'hey i'm about to tear this chick's pussy up go sympathy fuck my friend and after i'll be sure to give you a real dick'

That's not how it goes.

[Day]

I get pissed when my friends try this shit because 95% of the time the girls are totally ugly/fat and its like I am treating the girl to the dick instead of having a mutual genital agreement.

Lets count the things wrong/made up in this statement.
1.) Friends... lol.
2.) Girls near him.
3.) Makes it sound like girl isn't getting paid.
4.) Makes it sound like hes not ugly/fat.
5.) Makes it sound like being close to his dick would be anything other than punishment.

All in all I lol'd.

[Colenzo]

You're fat.
How they not gonna give you the fat bitches?

good point
god damn my standards

[Akanei]

Taking notes for my leading role in the new movie "Tards that got ate by the thing under the bridge" Kind of a title in progress, but the script is well done.

Real leads direct and produce, too.

[Colenzo]

Lets count the things wrong/made up in this statement.
1.) Friends... lol.
2.) Girls near him.
3.) Makes it sound like girl isn't getting paid.
4.) Makes it sound like hes not ugly/fat.
5.) Makes it sound like being close to his dick would be anything other than punishment.

All in all I lol'd.

where do you think I live right now

[Ohaigaiz]

That's not how it goes.

maybe in charismatic land

[Day]

Real leads direct and produce, too.

Yeah. Well I'm the realest. I was just being modest.

[Charismatic]

maybe in charismatic land

Maybe in real world land.
Wait, no.. not maybe.

Definitely.

[Day]

where do you think I live right now

Never once crossed my mind.

[Ohaigaiz]

Maybe in real world land.
Wait, no.. not maybe.

Definitely.

you're right, his friend would never fuck a chick so horrendously ugly

[Colenzo]

want some haterade with that nignog?

[Charismatic]

That's my point.
It's pretty hard to get a pathetic loser a decent sympathy fuck because they're usually little bitches/fat fucks with self-esteem issues.

If they had some confidence you wouldn't need to get them bitches.
But see, once they've fucked a couple uglies and rocked their world... they see that this sex shit ain't so hard and get a little confidence built up and become self-sufficient.

That's how it goes.

[Charismatic]

One day Krye will leave his friend's basement and get a real job and get his own bitches.

[Day]

It's like talking a foreign language char they've never had a real life friend or girl.

[Charismatic]

At least he's on the fucking track unlike Colenzo's bitch ass.

[Colenzo]

That's my point.
It's pretty hard to get a pathetic loser a decent sympathy fuck because they're usually little bitches/fat fucks with self-esteem issues.

If they had some confidence you wouldn't need to get them bitches.
But see, once they've fucked a couple uglies and rocked their world... they see that this sex shit ain't so hard and get a little confidence built up and become self-sufficient.

That's how it goes.

So basically he needs to fuck more fat chicks is what you are saying.

[Dimmauk]

He actually got me laid the other night, so I can't complain too much just yet.

Your friend sounds like a cool guy to hang out with, you not so much. Dont hate him cause he is beautiful.

[Charismatic]

So basically he needs to fuck more fat chicks is what you are saying.

Not exactly, but something like that.

[Charismatic]

Try not being 100% retarded and you'll get it.