The Success Of My Friend Kills Me On The Inside

[Ragnell]

racism

[Zalius]

Krye. Since we share the greatest name in the universe, i will share my universal knowledge of genius with you. Clean up, grooming is #1 priority unless you want dirty bitches. Stay confident, that's 800x more powerful then having an 11 inch dong and a 6 pack. Smile, but not creepy smile. You have to talk to them sexually to make them want you sexually, but you have to make them comfortable with talking to you sexually.

Dating/sex is easy. Just practice dude, there's beautiful women everywhere, they're a lot easier to find and court than you probably think. Humor is a weapon and A+ personality trait. Turn down the racism/sexism and use those same mechanisms in sexist/racist humor against blind people and stuff, stuff they want to laugh at but wont for fear of being politically correct.

Seriously though. Grooming, Confidence, humor. Women want sex and physical security separately. Convey to them that you are a secure choice, and use any opportunity you can to prove to them that you are still a sexual person. Your friend might just honestly be lucky, remember that. You'd much rather have skills than luck. Skills are the difference between a 50% chance and a 99% chance

[Krye]

I KNOW THIS ZALIUS I JUST WANT TO BE LIKE MY FRIEND AND NOT HAVE TO PUT FORTH ANY EFFORT

FUCK

[Zalius]

the better you get, the less effort it takes. he may just be putting a lot of effort into making it look like he's not putting any effort into it, because that drives bitches crazy.

:themoreyouknow:

[Sera]

wait
itt zalius gives dating advice?
wow

[Shiroikage]

GODDAMN YOU MOTHERFUCKS QUIT MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MYSELF FUCK

[Shiroikage]

GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Shiroikage]

LET'S BE PATHETIC TOGETHER KRYE

[Ivve]

I have a friend that just walks up to a girl and says "You wanna go fuck?" And that shit works. He does only go after the girls that will probably will say yes, but it works for him. He looks for that girl that is partying, getting wasted, and "Wooing" alot. And times it when the party is winding down. You have to have crazy confidence to pull it off though.

tbh, i have respect for people who do shit like that. i probably won't fuck you, but i appreciate the lack of bullshit.

[Krye]

tbh, i have respect for people who do shit like that. i probably won't fuck you, but i appreciate the lack of bullshit.

God you are a whore

[Colenzo]

god you are original

[Day]

god i am original

[#686578]

Why are people treating this like it's a serious thread.

Also, Krye, I love your bod, no lie.

[Day]

Because they are new.

[Colenzo]

god i am original

originally a woman

[Day]

you'd still be trying to fuck me

[Colenzo]

you know it

[Krye]

god you are original

At least I'm not the one hoping guys will come up out of nowhere and ask to give me the dick

[Shiroikage]

I want an apology from everyone.
Except for Krye and Colenzo.

[Shiroikage]

Wrong thread.