The Success Of My Friend Kills Me On The Inside

[Shiroikage]

I still want apologies in this one, though.

[Day]

You get zero apologies on Wednesdays.

[Shiroikage]

Can I get it deferred?

[Ivve]

God you are a whore

wow, a whore that doesn't fuck people. i'm an anomaly!

someday you'll learn to appreciate women who don't play a bunch of head games and make you jump through progressively smaller hoops of fire just to get near the cooch, but until then enjoy your cocktease underage girls lol

Spoiler: show

twink

[Day]

He wants you so bad he can't stand it. Just in case you can't read through the lines.

[Ivve]

He wants you so bad he can't stand it. Just in case you can't read through the lines.

it's obvious, but i enjoy being abusive.

[Day]

ok, just so it's mutual. It's actually pretty cute, I think you guys would make a good match tbh.

[Ivve]

ok, just so it's mutual. It's actually pretty cute, I think you guys would make a good match tbh.

oh no, i truly don't like him. that might change if he expanded his vocabulary to include more inventive ways to call me a whore, but as it stands he's just a shitty poster and everyone who likes him should feel bad.

[Shiroikage]

Double apology for making me feel bad twice.

[Day]

I like him but I refuse to feel bad. I try to see the good in everyone, which means if I don't like you, you should feel pretty fucking shitty, even shittier than for liking Krye.

[Colenzo]

At least I'm not the one hoping guys will come up out of nowhere and ask to give me the dick

I was actually complimenting you. Why so defensive?

[Krye]

I was actually complimenting you. Why so defensive?

I don't take compliments from people that want to eat me, you are probably trying to lure me into your oven I have read the story about the gingerbread house plot foiled mother fucker

[Zalius]

wait
itt zalius gives dating advice?
wow

i am a mastermind

[Zalius]

DOES ANYONE ELSE NEED MY HELP

[Mizango]

how i mine for fish?

[Zalius]

you cant

[Mizango]

No help.