Cats are fucking worthless

[Colenzo]

Trying to go to sleep right, and these cats just wont stop eating. Its like living with an extremely fat person that eats corn chips all the time. I tried moving their cat dish to the top of the fridge only for one of the mother fucks to knock it OFF the top of the fridge and then on to the floor. I clean that up and w/e put the cat dish back where I had it because that obviously failed me, then the cat just sits at the bottom of the stairs and jumps UP AGAINST THE DOOR. I have been trying to sleep for the past 2 hours and these stupid little furry nigger faggots will not stop running around the house like crack heads. Water, I TRIED WATER, I tried squirting them with it and making them run like the little faggots they are and it still doesnt work. So I guess im just going to stay up all night and go buy some of those heavy duty ear phones that people wear at the airport.

[Kiarax]

You're the fucking worthless one for not being able to handle a cat, geeze.

[Colenzo]

only cats I love are my own -.- my friends cats are stupid

[Colenzo]

and its not a cat its 3 cats -_-

[Kiarax]

I have 3 cats and no problems. Unless you're living in a single room flat just kick them out your room, God damn. If you do have 3 cats in a single room then you're fucking retarded either way.

[Colenzo]

I am tryin to sleep in the livin room :<

[Conformity]

i love cats my friend brian has two and i get to drop kick them. hes a really cool friend and lets me beat them.

[Olo401]

They're not worthless.. I sold mine to the chinese dude at the restaurant for fifty bucks.

[Ivve]

i love cats my friend brian has two and i get to drop kick them. hes a really cool friend and lets me beat them.

cool story bro

[Day]

I don't like cats too much, but that's why I don't have any. Why do you have cats if you don't like them?

[Ivve]

seriously though, what's with people talking about beating on cats like that makes them fuckin shaft or something? it's a cat. it's like a foot tall and weighs 15lbs on average.
http://www.iacuc.arizona.edu/trainin...at-Closeup.jpg
drop kicking this is not cool or impressive. go fight a bear or a kangaroo or something and report what happens. that shit would be worth hearing.

[Day]

When you can't fight a real man you gotta beat up on a pussy I guess.

[Ansems]

seriously though, what's with people talking about beating on cats like that makes them fuckin shaft or something? it's a cat. it's like a foot tall and weighs 15lbs on average.
http://www.iacuc.arizona.edu/trainin...at-Closeup.jpg
drop kicking this is not cool or impressive. go fight a bear or a kangaroo or something and report what happens. that shit would be worth hearing.

The Devil's minions

[Ivve]

i guess, man. shit's just boring to hear about. oh you punched an infant in the face and came away unscathed? super cool, broski!

[Day]

I still want to know why he has cats when he doesn't like cats.

[Conformity]

When you can't fight a real man you gotta beat up on a pussy I guess.

exactly

[Conformity]

I still want to know why he has cats when he doesn't like cats.

i dunno ask him urself lololol

[Day]

i did lolololgtfo

[_chuchu]

The Devil's minions

Things will slowly suck the life outta ya

[shaddix]

never liked cats, prefer dogs