Cats are fucking worthless

[Sera]

Honestly, I love my cat, but she used to walk across my face while I was sleeping. I had to throw her across the room a few times to teach her that it wasn't a wise idea...

[Colenzo]

My mom's cat sits right next to her everyday with whatever shes doing. She is like a lapcat ^O^

[Ksandra]

cat that used to slap me looked like this:

http://www.great-pictures-of-cats.co...lico-cat-3.jpg

she was so pretty! ;;

[Sera]

My great-aunt's siamese used to claw her ankles when she didn't feed her on time

[Xajii]

i like cats
meow meow meow

[Ksandra]

My great-aunt's siamese used to claw her ankles when she didn't feed her on time

@@; one of my old roommates had a hard time cooking, because her kitten loved to try and climb up her legs whenever she was in the kitchen. XD

[Sera]

that cat also refused to eat cat food, he ate boar's head smoked turkey he was a fucking fatty, and mean as hell

[Ksandra]

that cat also refused to eat cat food, he ate boar's head smoked turkey he was a fucking fatty, and mean as hell

wth

[Xajii]

my cat likes raw broccoli

[Colenzo]

my big cat likes noodles

[Colenzo]

and tacos

[Sera]

but does he use chopsticks?

[Colenzo]

just her mouth

[Xajii]

well no but he did electrocute himself, set his tail on fire 4 times and almost die of lung failure

so he has 3 lives left imo

[Absolutely Virtue]

My wife's fucking cat took a dump IN FRONT of the litterbox last night, the second time she'd done that yesterday alone. But we didn't catch it in time, I walked by the litterbox to find the other fucking cat leaving the litter box (it's one of those covered ones). She proceeded to step into the fucking pile of shit, and smear it across the carpet. Good times.

[Colenzo]

not as bad as one of my friends cats shitting all over the fucking towels in the bathroom like a noob

[Sera]

1. this is why you don't live in places with carpet
2. put that cat's face in the shit and smack the living fuck out of it, plus, you have to stick it's face underwater afterwards to wash their face -- my cat did not like that, and has not done it since

[Xajii]

1. this is why you don't live in places with carpet
2. put that cat's face in the shit and smack the living fuck out of it, plus, you have to stick it's face underwater afterwards to wash their face -- my cat did not like that, and has not done it since

god you are into some kinky water boarding cat shit

[Sera]

no, I just don't take her bullshit, my cat is my bitch

[Xajii]

wouldnt wanna date you