Cats are fucking worthless

[Sera]

the fact that you equate my relationship to my cat to a dating relationship is really scary, who are you, mootsfox

[Xajii]

its just that in the bed i meow and claw a lot and also i express my interest by sniffing and/or licking your anal region

[Absolutely Virtue]

Your discipline plan is intriguing, but impractical. These fucking demons have claws, and I would never survive. Ever try to make a cat do something it doesn't want to do? It doesn't go well.

Someone mentioned squirting them with water earlier. That's a good one. But use icewater, and if that doesn't work, put Tobasco on it. Not that I would ever do that, say, when Baby is out of town and it's my job to take care of the princesses. Shhh...

[Blarg]

[Sera]

Ehhh the tabasco thing would make me nervous, what if it got in their eyes? I promise you, a cat whose face has just been in it's own shit and then under some water to clean the shit OFF, will not forget that experience soon. And if you catch them by the scruff, they can't claw you. You just gotta show a cat who is boss, or else they'll think you're their property.

[Xajii]

in light of Blarg's post, all cat discipline should involve vaccuums

[Absolutely Virtue]

Ehhh the tabasco thing would make me nervous, what if it got in their eyes?

Are you suggesting I'm aiming for anything BUT their eyes?

[Sera]

Oooh, that's meaner than shit on their face dude, that would hurt

[Kaludneisucks]

Ehhh the tabasco thing would make me nervous

not that it wouldnt still burn like the dickens, but my cat has acquired a taste for siracha sauce, damn beast keeps eating off my plate..

[Absolutely Virtue]

Oooh, that's meaner than shit on their face dude, that would hurt

I think you're missing the point of the hot sauce.

[Sera]

I figured it was so that it would burn their mouths when they bathed, not burn their eyes, good god man

[Kuya]

3 cats means 3 times the loneliness.

[#686578]

Aw :3

[Kuya]

I should mention that i don't have a cat because i'm not a looser.

[Kuya]

Or a woman.

[Day]

I should mention that i don't have a cat because i'm not a looser.

oh you

[Kuya]

I don't know how anyone can deny that after exhibit E. Or Elphaba.

[Sera]

looser eh

[Day]

in the time of chimpanzees there was a monkey

i'm a looser baby

[Kuya]

They don't call them cat ladies for nothing.