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  1. #1
    2k for handjobs is a deal yo
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    Whats wrong with me? I <3 Cum

    i lived with a girl i didn't really like for years. i refused to have sex w/her but i did have needs so i started trolling the internet for porn. i would look at all kinds of stuff, but the thing that turned me on most was facials. i loved to see girls with cum all over their faces. it started there, but then i got into a habit of looking at pics of guys' c*cks. pretty soon i was jerking off to dick every day.

    i went to an adult video store and some guy was following me. i went into a booth and didn't lock the door. i had my pants down and was jerking off when the guy threw the door open. i stood there with my d*** in my hand and kept jerking while he watched. i came all over everything. he wanted to cum too, but i didn't stick around. i zipped up and left. the more i look at c*ck on the internet the more i wished i sucked him off and let him cum all over me before i went home. my (ex) "roommate" found out about the gay porn and told everyone that i'm secretly gay. the idea that people know i jerk off to c*ck turns me on even more. now i want to go to the adult video store and suck dick.

    i want someone i know to catch me with a c*ck in my mouth and tell everyone. i want someone (preferably a girl) i know to catch me with a face full of cum and i want her to tell everyone so that everyone will know that i secretly suck dick and eat cum. the thought of being so humiliated makes me want to jerk off even more. what's wrong with me? am i really gay? is it wrong that i eat my own cum? should i get help or should i just tell everyone that i'm gay and i love to eat cum.

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    uncompromising cuntnificence
    buh buh buh browsssssssss

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    3/10

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    2k for handjobs is a deal yo
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    the hamster bounces to the beat of kanye's workout plan

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    IMPERIAL CONCUBINE OF ME
    Coolest Monkey In The Jungle

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    Next time take out the asterisks so you don't look like a copy pasting nub

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    2k for handjobs is a deal yo
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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    Next time take out the asterisks so you don't look like a copy pasting nub
    I dont like cursing it is against my religion

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    2k for handjobs is a deal yo
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    nigger

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    get the fuck out

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    uncompromising cuntnificence
    buh buh buh browsssssssss

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sera View Post
    this effectively summarizes everything i could say.

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    AkashiXI
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    Do the new people even try anymore? And don't answer that, shit's rhetorical for a reason.

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