Fail

[Absolutely Virtue]

Last night the Capitals got the shit kicked out of them, and Baby was trying to console me. She said:

"I know you wanted them to win, and I'm sorry they didn't. But you recently got the thing you always wanted, so I think your life is going pretty well, right?"

I thought about it for a second, and I said:

"Yeah but once I got my Maat's Cap, I pretty much stopped playing FFXI."

She was talking about the day we got married.

[Colenzo]

dude cmon now

[Kaludneisucks]

Last night the Capitals got the shit kicked out of them, and Baby was trying to console me. She said:

"I know you wanted them to win, and I'm sorry they didn't. But you recently got the thing you always wanted, so I think your life is going pretty well, right?"

I thought about it for a second, and I said:

"Yeah but once I got my Maat's Cap, I pretty much stopped playing FFXI."

She was talking about the day we got married.

I salute you Sir.

[Sera]

LOL

[Absolutely Virtue]

She's still pissed today. And it sucks because she laughs every time she has bitched about it since I said it, but I'm still the asshole in the bar.

[_chuchu]

A+

[Sera]

You probably had to work a lot harder to get Maat's Cap than you did to get her to marry you

[Charismatic]

nah, leveling is easy... just gets boring as fuck.

Spoiler: show

just like women

[Absolutely Virtue]

You probably had to work a lot harder to get Maat's Cap than you did to get her to marry you

That's actually probably true. And marrying her didn't land me +7 STR and MND for FOUR FUCKING HEXASTRIKES.

[Akanei]

Should've put your money toward a mjollnir.

[Charismatic]

heuheuheuheuheuhahuaehauehuheuah

[Dimmauk]

You should wear your Maat's cap while having sex.

[Absolutely Virtue]

Should've put your money toward a mjollnir.

I would be lying if I told you that I have never converted the amount of money I spent on the wedding into the amount of gil I could have bought from IGE.

[Sera]

ROFL, poor Baby

[#686578]

Petition to change Rocl's Appreciation section to Absolute Virtue's Sanctum

[Sera]

seconded

[Day]

Always knew he belonged here.

Ok duders. I have to go to my sisters house and pretend to be happy for a few hours. You guys hold down the fort. Watch out for pedestrians.

[Ragnell]

bring me back a sandwich day

[Absolutely Virtue]

Sanctum looks like dozens of different dirty words that it's not. It disappoints.

[Tomiko]

Today, the Capitals got the shit kicked out of them, and Baby was trying to console me. She said:

"I know you wanted them to win, and I'm sorry they didn't. But you recently got the thing you always wanted, so I think your life is going pretty well, right?"

I thought about it for a second, and I said:

"Yeah but once I got my Maat's Cap, I pretty much stopped playing FFXI."

She was talking about the day we got married. FML

FTFY