Condom/No Condom

[Moochi]

Oh please share

Alright but it's pretty nasty lol.

So, we like to watch porn together and some girls like have this ability to squirt as you may know! I think it's awesome but she doesn't believe that girls can actually come like that. She says it's just pee.

We often bicker on and off about this. She's has told me that sometimes when she has an orgasm it feels like she's about to pee. I've heard that's what it feels like when girls are about to squirt so I've told her just relax and try it but she's kinda shy about it.

Anyways, this one time we were staying at an hotel and we had sex on the bed. Halfway through she suggest we move to the bath tub. We do. I'm fucking her from behind standing up. All of sudden she widens her legs and start pushing (like when you want to pee hard) and she starts peeing down my legs. At first I'm just like "WTF?" but then I just burst out laughing. She didn't have an orgasm or anything and it looked really yellow. She was trying to squirt but it didn't go so well lol.

[Day]

Alright but it's pretty nasty lol.

So, we like to watch porn together and some girls like have this ability to squirt as you may know! I think it's awesome but she doesn't believe that girls can actually come like that. She says it's just pee.

We often bicker on and off about this. She's has told me that sometimes when she has an orgasm it feels like she's about to pee. I've heard that's what it feels like when girls are about to squirt so I've told her just relax and try it but she's kinda shy about it.

Anyways, this one time we were staying at an hotel and we had sex on the bed. Halfway through she suggest we move to the bath tub. We do. I'm fucking her from behind standing up. All of sudden she widens her legs and start pushing (like when you want to pee hard) and she starts peeing down my legs. At first I'm just like "WTF?" but then I just burst out laughing. She didn't have an orgasm or anything and it looked really yellow. She was trying to squirt but it didn't go so well lol.

dear god quoting this in fear of losing it

[Ragnell]

Did you enjoy your Golden shower?


edit: Thank you day

[Mici]

HAHAHAHAH

[Tyche]

Well, I wouldn't say something that rare would be a justification against it. They do tell you it's dangerous, they kind of have to. The anastheologist who did my wife's said he'd been there for 20 years and never had anything major happen other than some headaches and hip aches (from laying on your legs wrong and not knowing it). YOu can get paralyzed and shit from it though. I guess make sure you have a damn good doctor administering it.

[Mizango]

As long as she was hot then I would not mind at all.

[Neosutra]

Alright but it's pretty nasty lol.

So, we like to watch porn together and some girls like have this ability to squirt as you may know! I think it's awesome but she doesn't believe that girls can actually come like that. She says it's just pee.

We often bicker on and off about this. She's has told me that sometimes when she has an orgasm it feels like she's about to pee. I've heard that's what it feels like when girls are about to squirt so I've told her just relax and try it but she's kinda shy about it.

Anyways, this one time we were staying at an hotel and we had sex on the bed. Halfway through she suggest we move to the bath tub. We do. I'm fucking her from behind standing up. All of sudden she widens her legs and start pushing (like when you want to pee hard) and she starts peeing down my legs. At first I'm just like "WTF?" but then I just burst out laughing. She didn't have an orgasm or anything and it looked really yellow. She was trying to squirt but it didn't go so well lol.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

[Charismatic]

You my man and all dawg but to be fair, the fat bitches that roam the Houston prairies would turn me off also. Do have actually tranquilize them first or do you just leave out gorilla traps to snag one?

Fat bitches dawg, you gotta let it go.

The fun is in the hunt, you're supposed to be a man.
Where's your fucking spirit?

We're hunter/gatherers nigga

[0ni0n]

How do you pee when your genital is flushed with blood? Men have problem peeing when their penis are fully erect, the same applies to girls too.

[Mizango]

The fun is in the hunt, you're supposed to be a man.
Where's your fucking spirit?

We're hunter/gatherers nigga

Sorry bro, urban street whaling is not my idea of fun.

Spraying yourself with WIC voucher and food stamp musk is fucking cheating btw. Ya'll Houston niggas are bassakwards.

[Tyche]

Is that why that males cannot pee when erect. I always thought it was because it was just kinked upward, like a water hose.

Also, that story was fantastic.

[Mizango]

Is that why that males cannot pee when erect. I always thought it was because it was just kinked upward, like a water hose.

Also, that story was fantastic.

Oh come on man, I've mastered the technique of Giraffing. Granted, it sprays everywhere but the way I figure it is you have to give a little, take a little. You get relief but greatly sacrifice aim. Much akin to a flintlock musket.

[Dimmauk]

Alright but it's pretty nasty lol.

So, we like to watch porn together and some girls like have this ability to squirt as you may know! I think it's awesome but she doesn't believe that girls can actually come like that. She says it's just pee.

We often bicker on and off about this. She's has told me that sometimes when she has an orgasm it feels like she's about to pee. I've heard that's what it feels like when girls are about to squirt so I've told her just relax and try it but she's kinda shy about it.

Anyways, this one time we were staying at an hotel and we had sex on the bed. Halfway through she suggest we move to the bath tub. We do. I'm fucking her from behind standing up. All of sudden she widens her legs and start pushing (like when you want to pee hard) and she starts peeing down my legs. At first I'm just like "WTF?" but then I just burst out laughing. She didn't have an orgasm or anything and it looked really yellow. She was trying to squirt but it didn't go so well lol.

My wife squirts sometimes too, and its awesome. She also pees after sex, she says its so she wont get a bladder infection. She has never pee'd during sex though. LOL

[Ragnell]

How do you pee when your genital is flushed with blood? Men have problem peeing when their penis are fully erect, the same applies to girls too.

She just wanted to piss on that foo

[0ni0n]

lol i am pretty sure squirt is involuntary, it's more like a reflex. So no point for your gf in "trying" to make it happen.

[Day]

flint lock musket lmfao


and you can induce it apparently onion

[Sera]

My bf can pee while erect, one day I told him it was impossible and he was like, nah, I can do it... and he did. (Not on me though, gross.)

[Mizango]

My bf can pee while erect, one day I told him it was impossible and he was like, nah, I can do it... and he did. (Not on me though, gross.)

Yeah but he doesn't count, he is Jedi in the ways of tentacle raep.

[Ragnell]

My bf can pee while erect, one day I told him it was impossible and he was like, nah, I can do it... and he did. (Not on me though, gross.)

it's possible but hard as fuck and usually not something you want to do when at attention

[Sera]

He's a jedi in many ways
all that loli tentacle rape hentai made him a creative motherfucker for certain