Condom/No Condom

[Mizango]

HAHAHA

Between Giraffing and Slatering I don't know which one is cooler. You guys really should step your piss game up for real.

[Mizango]

Like watch her pee and enjoy it enough to get off? No. That's some deviant shit you guys into.

Nah not to get off, just sayin.

[Sera]

JCVD is so awesome

[Ragnell]

Giraffing dawg, learn it, love it.

That shit's fucking near impossible for me, lets just say My cock does a Uppercut

[Day]

Urine to some crazy shit miz

[volcanicweather]

You guys watch each other pee?

I've seen an old g/f pee while standing up... was kinda weird but entertaining. Would watch again.

Several people have seen me pee... some I don't even know... go a to a music festival in Europe, you'll see drunk people of both genders pissing all over the place. It's not a big deal really.

[Mizango]

Urine to some crazy shit miz

lol, very clever.

[Sera]

Nah he only did it because I swore it was impossible. We don't close the bathroom door when it's just the two of us home, though. I don't watch him pee but it isn't like I care if I see him pee. It's not a sexual thing though.

[0ni0n]

Well yea, i watch her pee in the sense that i am in the shower and she has to use the toilet. I wasn't like "yea babe, pee that shit, it's turning me on. get some of that on em"

[volcanicweather]

That shit's fucking near impossible for me, lets just say My cock does a Shoryuken

Fixed

[Day]

Well yea, i watch her pee in the sense that i am in the shower and she has to use the toilet. I wasn't like "yea babe, pee that shit, it's turning me on. get some of that on em"

Eh, different strokes for different folks. I don't really get off on this but I can see where some peeps would.

[volcanicweather]

HAHAHA

Between Giraffing and Slatering I don't know which one is cooler. You guys really should step your piss game up for real.

I need to post this story... not mine and it's old but it's 5/5 stars for sure....

Guys this is probably the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my girlfriends house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, My stomache was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC SLatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tommorow. I am so embarassed and I hope my gf doesnt blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out.

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[Mizango]

Well yea, i watch her pee in the sense that i am in the shower and she has to use the toilet. I wasn't like "yea babe, pee that shit, it's turning me on. get some of that on em"

lol, awesome line is awesome.


Yeah man, Slatering is serious business.

[Dimmauk]

That shit's fucking near impossible for me, lets just say My cock does a Uppercut

Ring.... Ring.... Ring.... Banana cock.

[archibaldcrane]

Are you talking about squirting? Cause that is awesome when that happends! I feel like a fucking pro!

Haha, I've only been with one girl that squirted, and the first time was when she was riding me. Right as she came she reared up too high and I slipped out, she came on my stomach. Pitch black in the room so it took me a second to figure out what was going on.

It was like she shotgunned a can of warm soda onto my belly and groin - it was that much fluid. I was soaked and there were huge wet spots on the bed on either side of me. Insanity.

She was a bit embarrassed by it all but I thought it was awesome - good times were had for the duration of that little relationship.

[Ragnell]

Fucking Lol'd at Slatering

[Dimmauk]

Haha, I've only been with one girl that squirted, and the first time was when she was riding me. Right as she came she reared up too high and I slipped out, she came on my stomach. Pitch black in the room so it took me a second to figure out what was going on.

It was like she shotgunned a can of warm soda onto my belly and groin - it was that much fluid. I was soaked and there were huge wet spots on the bed on either side of me. Insanity.

She was a bit embarrassed by it all but I thought it was awesome - good times were had for the duration of that little relationship.

Yeah the only time she squirts is when she is on top.

I just wanna say the past 10 pages has been a great way to waste away a Friday.

[Dimmauk]

Fucking Lol'd at Slatering

Yeah I'm going try it when i get home, sounds like a good position for reading magazines.

[Yuri-G]

I prefer no condom, but uh, that should be obvious if you know anything about me.

also, raw-dog sounds disgusting, it's too close to hot dogs, which should never be on your mind during sex.

[Antithesis]

raw dawg sounds dangerously furry ;O