Condom/No Condom

[Mizango]

I guess you have to be able to reach the seat while sitting down Vol That would explain the confusion, ive been doing that since I was like 15. Think of it like a dick spa.

[Antithesis]

Funny how all the homos are coming out now. Also lol @ dickspa.

[Ragnell]

thanks for the tips

[SephYuyX]

I can make a fountain when I pee whilist hard. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[Antithesis]

Funny enough I've heard of Pee contests to see who can pee the farthest. Winner gets something like $500. Well, in Miami.

[Ragnell]

only 500? Why not a G?

[volcanicweather]

Funny enough I've heard of Pee contests to see who can pee the farthest. Winner gets something like $500. Well, in Miami.

lol wtf... what will be next, a competition to see who can jizz the furthest?

[Antithesis]

I'm guessing Peeing the farthest can only get you so much Ragnell :/

lol wtf... what will be next, a competition to see who can jizz the furthest?

Oh you didn't know? They have that too.

[Serpent]

lol wtf... what will be next, a competition to see who can jizz the furthest?

laughed so much harder than i should have at this

[Ragnell]

I'm guessing Peeing the farthest can only get you so much Ragnell :/



Oh you didn't know? They have that too.

...You know alot of penis contests eh?

[Antithesis]

No not really. Miami beach is just a freakshow.

[Ragnell]

This thread mades me want to go to brazil and party

[Quixon]

Oh come on man, I've mastered the technique of Giraffing. Granted, it sprays everywhere but the way I figure it is you have to give a little, take a little. You get relief but greatly sacrifice aim. Much akin to a flintlock musket.

That my friend is getting sig'd

[volcanicweather]

Seriously there's a jizz competition?

Where do people practice? The jizz court? The jizz field? I'd think a pro would need a lot of space...

Do they have cameras to monitor the jizz to make sure the distance is accurate? Are they in slow-mo?

Are there any rules, as in you can't touch your dick after you start?

This is hilarious.

[Dimmauk]

Seriously there's a jizz competition?

Where do people practice? The jizz court? The jizz field? I'd think a pro would need a lot of space...

Do they have cameras to monitor the jizz to make sure the distance is accurate? Are they in slow-mo?

Are there any rules, as in you can't touch your dick after you start?

This is hilarious.

Isn't Peter North famous for being a distance champ?

[Ragnell]

I wonder if they have sponsered fluffers

[archibaldcrane]

Please tell me someone else here has shot themselves in the face (or, hell, the headboard, or their graduate school diploma cover that just happened to be sitting near the bed) when you're laying down on your back and your girl is jerking you off or blowing you and doesn't do her due diligence when it comes to, well, the come?

[Day]

Been very close, right by my head and on the pillow.

I like the way you think about the due diligence.

[Deejay]

Please tell me someone else here has shot themselves in the face (or, hell, the headboard, or their graduate school diploma cover that just happened to be sitting near the bed) when you're laying down on your back and your girl is jerking you off or blowing you and doesn't do her due diligence when it comes to, well, the come?

I fucking hate girls that treat your semen like toxic waste. I just spent a good 15 minutes licking the inside of your slippery gooey vaginal walls and you can't be bothered to swallow 2-3 tablespoons of my love nectar? I mean seriously, I get your juices all over my face and in my beard and you don't see me complaining one bit. Hell, you don't even have to swallow that shit! Just hold it in your mouth and pretend like you're eager to retrieve every last drop (seriously, it's fucking hardcore sexy) while I enjoy the fuck out of my orgasm. When I'm done getting off, you can spit that shit on the carpet for all I care. I'll be too busy snuggling up to my pillow (not you sorry) and passing the fuck out to even notice, anyway.

[archibaldcrane]

Been very close, right by my head and on the pillow.

I like the way you think about the due diligence.

It's really not that bad.

Don't have any sympathy now for girls that are disgusted by the idea of getting a facial, I've definitely been popped 3 or 4 times now. I come like a fucking squirt gun.