Condom/No Condom

[volcanicweather]

my girl always deepthroats, feels amazing... she actually likes it better too because then she doesn't have to taste it

[archibaldcrane]

my girl always deepthroats, feels amazing... she actually likes it better too because then she doesn't have to taste it

I'm waiting for the day I can find one that can actually do that to me. I will probably marry her.

[Day]

My girl is frustrating b/c she'll swallow like once every 20 times, and theres no rhyme or reason as to when or why. Makes me want to rage, then I remember some dudes out there can't even get their dick sucked.

[EckoGecko]

My girl is frustrating b/c she'll swallow like once every 20 times, and theres no rhyme or reason as to when or why. Makes me want to rage, then I remember some dudes out there can't even get their dick sucked.

same deal. I won't even ask she'll just tell me yes or no.

question.

has anyone tried these before? if so are they any good?

[Azalee]

I fucking hate girls that treat your semen like toxic waste.

I seriously can not stand the taste of semen. My first experience giving a guy head was absolutely horrible and I haven't had fun doing it since. On the rare occasion that I do give head, I have to be in a verrrry good mood.

[Day]

Az you would love it with me, I'm very gentle and loving. :3

How many of you dudes have gotten fed up with the no swallowing and just went for the surprise nut? How did it work out?

[archibaldcrane]

I seriously can not stand the taste of semen. My first experience giving a guy head was absolutely horrible and I haven't had fun doing it since. On the rare occasion that I do give head, I have to be in a verrrry good mood.

Not to be a dick but...

You're a terrible girlfriend. If you were actually traumatized by your first experience, see a therapist. If you're just being a wuss, suck it up. Learn to enjoy your partner's enjoyment.

Seriously. Oral should be a normal part of sex on both sides, your mouth isn't special or unique.

[Dimmauk]

Please tell me someone else here has shot themselves in the face (or, hell, the headboard, or their graduate school diploma cover that just happened to be sitting near the bed) when you're laying down on your back and your girl is jerking you off or blowing you and doesn't do her due diligence when it comes to, well, the come?

DONT EVER TELL THEM YOU ARE CUMMING! It should always be a surprise.

[Ragnell]

Tell him to change his diet

[Day]

Eat pineapples

My gf told me pineapples makes it taste better, she was pissed the next day when I came home with 43 pineapples.

[volcanicweather]

Eat pineapples

My gf told me pineapples makes it taste better, she was pissed the next day when I came home with 43 pineapples.

LOL

[Deejay]

Yeah some girls hate the taste which is understandable, I just get annoyed at the way they act if it gets on their face/hands. I'm not asking you to love it, but if I'm going to do the same favors for you, the least you can do is pretend that you aren't grossed out.

If you've got issues with going down that's one thing. I was referring more to the girl that wants you to do all this nasty shit to them and then freaks when you don't give her a 20 second warning and a hazmat suit before you decide to come.

Edit: wow lol 5 responses came up in the time I posted that. was talking to azalee

[Antithesis]

I fucking hate girls that treat your semen like toxic waste. I just spent a good 15 minutes licking the inside of your slippery gooey vaginal walls and you can't be bothered to swallow 2-3 tablespoons of my love nectar? I mean seriously, I get your juices all over my face and in my beard and you don't see me complaining one bit. Hell, you don't even have to swallow that shit! Just hold it in your mouth and pretend like you're eager to retrieve every last drop (seriously, it's fucking hardcore sexy) while I enjoy the fuck out of my orgasm. When I'm done getting off, you can spit that shit on the carpet for all I care. I'll be too busy snuggling up to my pillow (not you sorry) and passing the fuck out to even notice, anyway.

Thanks for the new sig.

edit: nvm, stupid thing says text is too long. Otherwise very fucking funny post.

[Azalee]

Not to be a dick but...

You're a terrible girlfriend. If you were actually traumatized by your first experience, see a therapist. If you're just being a wuss, suck it up. Learn to enjoy your partner's enjoyment.

Seriously. Oral should be a normal part of sex on both sides, your mouth isn't special or unique.

I wasn't traumatized lmao it just wasn't pleasant. But because I don't give head too often I don't expect anything in return. It isn't like I refuse to give head then ask to have a guy go down on me.

[archibaldcrane]

My point stands.

[Day]

Did he put his hands on your head and shit? I would fucking hate that if I was a girl, but I digress, we can't hardly help it if you're not doing it right.

[SephYuyX]

Girls that dont like to give head and swallow, and guys that dont like to go down on a girl shouldnt be having sex to begin with.

[archibaldcrane]

Thank you.

[volcanicweather]

Girls that dont like to give head and swallow, and guys that dont like to go down on a girl shouldnt be having sex to begin with.

Didn't you just say you were a virgin in another thread?

Kinda puts a bit of a damper on your sex advice...

[SephYuyX]

Didn't you just say you were a virgin in another thread?

Kinda puts a bit of a damper on your sex advice...

Just because ive never been to space doesnt mean I dont know things are "weightless" there.