Condom/No Condom

[Omnipotent]

I really down your family would just drop you like that, they'd probably be upset and what not for having a kid to early, but they'll warm up to it, if not,then it wasnt a family in the first place

If you knew my family, you'de laugh. I'm not starting a I beleive in god etc, but they are as holy as the pope, and if you don't go by the bible or whatever, your doomed. Horrible shit is horrible shit.

[Shenrien]

I had to do anal sex with my girl since she was on her period.

You make it sound like it was a bad thing.

[netz]

My official application to the Minute Man club:

So, before having sex for the first time, I used to be able to get erections with a bit of effort just thinking about sex, and during rather... suggestive discussions with a girl. After attempting (yes, attempting) to have sex with her, it feels like my dick has never been the same. I think it can't live down the shame of being totally unable to get hard enough for penetration, so it's like every time I feel like my mind is in in the right state for getting a boner, my penis feels this quick pang of excitement, and then bam, shuts right off.

Attempt #2 resembled one of Tyche's post, but at least the star of the show decided to play his part -- for a few seconds until he got stage fright, anyway.

I know it's probably all in my head but I think I'll save women the disappointment and keep to myself.

[Ragnell]

If you knew my family, you'de laugh. I'm not starting a I beleive in god etc, but they are as holy as the pope, and if you don't go by the bible or whatever, your doomed. Horrible shit is horrible shit.

Thats horrible bro-san, aleast you aint that thick

[Ragnell]

You make it sound like it was a bad thing.

Yea, i'm sure tons of other guys would love to fuck thier bitchs in the butt at all. Most chicks are closed minded to taking on in the ass.

My official application to the Minute Man club:

So, before having sex for the first time, I used to be able to get erections with a bit of effort just thinking about sex, and during rather... suggestive discussions with a girl. After attempting (yes, attempting) to have sex with her, it feels like my dick has never been the same. I think it can't live down the shame of being totally unable to get hard enough for penetration, so it's like every time I feel like my mind is in in the right state for getting a boner, my penis feels this quick pang of excitement, and then bam, shuts right off.

Attempt #2 resembled one of Tyche's post, but at least the star of the show decided to play his part -- for a few seconds until he got stage fright, anyway.

I know it's probably all in my head but I think I'll save women the disappointment and keep to myself.

Probably because of too much porn

[SephYuyX]

My official application to the Minute Man club:

So, before having sex for the first time, I used to be able to get erections with a bit of effort just thinking about sex, and during rather... suggestive discussions with a girl. After attempting (yes, attempting) to have sex with her, it feels like my dick has never been the same. I think it can't live down the shame of being totally unable to get hard enough for penetration, so it's like every time I feel like my mind is in in the right state for getting a boner, my penis feels this quick pang of excitement, and then bam, shuts right off.

Attempt #2 resembled one of Tyche's post, but at least the star of the show decided to play his part -- for a few seconds until he got stage fright, anyway.

I know it's probably all in my head but I think I'll save women the disappointment and keep to myself.

You need more foreplay me thinks.

[Day]

You're too shook up about your first experience man. Gonna have to let that shit go for real. Find an understanding woman and it'll be all good.

[Gtype954]

You're quite fucking stupid aren't you?

no you are. they are not 100%, even the label on the package says so. and many ppl have "busted one"

[netz]

You're too shook up about your first experience man. Gonna have to let that shit go for real. Find an understanding woman and it'll be all good.

Yeah I know. I'll relax eventually. Maybe.

[kuronosan]

no you are. they are not 100%, even the label on the package says so. and many ppl have "busted one"

What did you do, find that one post and ignore everything I said after?

Get the fuck out of here and learn how to read before you come back.

[archibaldcrane]

What did you do, find that one post and ignore everything I said after?

Get the fuck out of here and learn how to read before you come back.

You did come off like a huge ignorant dick on the first page, and only slightly made up for it with your bullshit statistics later on.

Suck it up.

Let's weigh this. Sex without a condom feels good. Yay. So let's see what happens if something leaks out (pre-come). You have about a 20-30% chance to get someone pregnant every time you do that and they might be on their ovulation. If you have pre-come and they are on their ovulation, those numbers go up quite a bit.

Now let's see the numbers with a condom. 80-85% chance that nothing happens, and that 20% only exists if a) you spring a leak, b) it busts, c) the condom comes off. So that means you have roughly the same chance of getting somebody pregnant if those situations occur than you do if you just go raw.

All of those stats you just completely pulled out of your ass.

[kuronosan]

Fair enough.

[zoobernut]

My wife and I have been together for 8 years. We used condoms for a short period of time when we first got together but they hurt her really bad so we have been without condoms for 7.5 years. She has been on the pill.

Recently she had to go on medication permanently that cuts the effectiveness of the pill from ~99% down to about 80% so because she will not use condoms we had to find other means.

As for this thread it is thoroughly entertaining and I approve.

[Chicomagiko]

Period sex is some of the best sex ever. Everything just feels so warm and gooey(Messy as fuck though). Sex with a pregnant chick comes in close second. I've yet to try anal but most of the girls I meet aren't into that. Also, I voted for rawdawg since latex and poly give me a horrible reaction.

[SephYuyX]

Best thing about sex with a pregnant woman? Cant get her pregnant.

[Omnipotent]

Period sex is some of the best sex ever. Everything just feels so warm and gooey(Messy as fuck though). Sex with a pregnant chick comes in close second. I've yet to try anal but most of the girls I meet aren't into that. Also, I voted for rawdawg since latex and poly give me a horrible reaction.

Absolutely disgusting. I don't touch my gf when she has her period. That 3-7 day period she actually has it is bj/hj/nosex days. I'm on the those guys who won't do anything down there when that time has come.

[killerx]

Period sex isn't bad nothing wrong it with. Just be ready either do it in the shower or get in there right after lol. I only gaged the first few times then learned not to look and just do it.

[Kaelia]

I've yet to try anal but most of the girls I meet aren't into that.

lol, anal is the most hilarious thing in the world. If you've ever taken a shit, then you know what anal feels like. More or less, anyway (though I have very minimal experience so maybe that changes over time when you're more used to it). And I think common sense will lead you to at least one of the reasons that that particular feeling makes women a little hesitant to go anal. (Would you want to feel like you're taking a shit when you've got somebody's dick in your ass? Fuck no you wouldn't.) That's my reasoning anyway, as a female. It hurt like a bitch in the beginning but the pain doesn't last long. I'm not opposed to doing it, but my BF and I generally don't because he didn't feel any real difference anyway (and this was without a condom) so there's not really a reason to. Except for lulz. The first (and really only) time we tried it, we were taking a shower together afterward and I literally fainted. He said I had my eyes wide open and I was shaking too. Post-buttsex seizure FTW. I'm not fucking kidding; best story ever. Would still do it again. Was anyone amused? ?/10?

Edit: And just in case any of you guys need help convincing your GF to try it, it does feel good once you get past the awkwardness of it. If she resists, just tell her you heard it from a real_bitch.

[Chicomagiko]

Anal sex without a condom? No thanks. I think if i ever get to do it, I'll double wrap just to make sure that A) it lessens the mess on my junk and B) no possible risk of UTI.

Also, period sex is like fucking a gooey strawberry pie that feels epic because you know its one of the dirtiest things to do. Kind of like the first time a person masturbates on their gf's mother's bed while wearing stockings in high heels and full on make-up while listening to spanish rancheras. It feels wrong but goddamn it feels so fucking great.

[Shenrien]

lol, anal is the most hilarious thing in the world. If you've ever taken a shit, then you know what anal feels like. More or less, anyway (though I have very minimal experience so maybe that changes over time when you're more used to it). And I think common sense will lead you to at least one of the reasons that that particular feeling makes women a little hesitant to go anal. (Would you want to feel like you're taking a shit when you've got somebody's dick in your ass? Fuck no you wouldn't.) That's my reasoning anyway, as a female. It hurt like a bitch in the beginning but the pain doesn't last long. I'm not opposed to doing it, but my BF and I generally don't because he didn't feel any real difference anyway (and this was without a condom) so there's not really a reason to. Except for lulz. The first (and really only) time we tried it, we were taking a shower together afterward and I literally fainted. He said I had my eyes wide open and I was shaking too. Post-buttsex seizure FTW. I'm not fucking kidding; best story ever. Would still do it again. Was anyone amused? ?/10?

Edit: And just in case any of you guys need help convincing your GF to try it, it does feel good once you get past the awkwardness of it. If she resists, just tell her you heard it from a real_bitch.

6/10 was amusing.

I remember the first time I had butt sex with my ex, she said it was like taking a shit, and then after there was blood and shaking and passing out. >.> I just put my pants back on waited an hour she didn't wake up so I grabbed a beer and went home lol. her mom ended up calling me and asked why there was blood on the floor and I said idk i think your daughter is sick and hung up. yeah... I ended up breaking up with her the next day xD