Condom/No Condom

[Kaelia]

I think we've spent a little too much time in spam, lol. Though when you start a sex thread I guess it's not really any different than a spam thread, except that it actually stays on topic because everybody likes talking about sex.

BRB, growing a dick and a pair of balls so that I can partake in the joy of discussing sex without being an attention whore. Q_Q I'll update you on how it goes.

[Shiroikage]

I think we've spent a little too much time in spam, lol. Though when you start a sex thread I guess it's not really any different than a spam thread, except that it actually stays on topic because everybody likes talking about sex.

BRB, growing a dick and a pair of balls so that I can partake in the joy of discussing sex without being an attention whore. Q_Q I'll update you on how it goes.

General is the exact same as spam except people in spam realize it and you don't get infractions there.

[Soa]

but my BF and I generally don't because he didn't feel any real difference anyway (and this was without a condom)

Your boyfriend is either full of shit or just feels guilty for making you faint. There is a huge difference in how anal and vaginal sex feels, they really don't even feel remotely similar.

Anyway I haven't used a condom in a long time, but I've also been married for 6 years. I think the last time I used one I gave her orgasm and didn't even realize I stuck it in yet. At this point I doubt I could ever go back to condom sex because I know I would never get off with one on, and cumming in a girl is such an awesome feeling.

[Kaelia]

Back, and my cock is fucking huge. I could pleasure many a bitch with this monster.

Oh wait... Shit, plan backfired. :\

[Shiroikage]

BRB, growing a dick and a pair of balls so that I can partake in the joy of discussing sex without being an attention whore. Q_Q I'll update you on how it goes.

I'm going to need before and after pics preferably without the after pics.

[Kaelia]

@Soa, you might be right, lol. I honestly haven't gotten a fucking clue. I'm pretty sure he told me that before I ever fainted, but I really can't say if he was being truthful or not. I'm just going by what he said. Maybe he didn't like it and he was just using that as a reason, IDK.

[Jefe]

General is the exact same as spam except people in spam realize it and you don't get infractions there.

Nah.

"Kaelia" sounds familiar. I think I saw a n00b named liek da parading around Gilgamesh a long ass time ago.

[LiquidFriend]

Condom. If you've ever had an STD test done, you'll know why.

I don't test my luck with the STD wheel with strange bitches.

[Kaelia]

Nah.

"Kaelia" sounds familiar. I think I saw a n00b named liek da parading around Gilgamesh a long ass time ago.

I haven't been a noob in years, baby. Now I'm the boss. Who were you on Gilga?

[Cyn]

Wow, fucking hilarious thread.

My contribution... be careful what you wish for. My current sex life is fucking weird because it's what most dudes dream about all at once but in the end somehow falls short.

I have an eight inch dick, sure, sounds great, but you'll never get deep throated and most girls can't take it in all the way without being really sore and bitchy for a couple days afterward. Girlfriend squirts multiple times every time we have sex... do you know how annoying it is to have to wash your sheets that often? She's also really bisexual and drags every chick she can into bed with us... but they're all fucking psychotic and end up causing untold amounts of drama. After a couple drinks I can last for hours, totally unlike the whole whiskey dick thing of not being able to get hard... except that while it's hard as a rock, it's almost impossible to actually get off (probably ties in with the sore and bitchy thing, since I drink quite frequently).

Anal sex is fucking awesome btw, but my girl seriously won't do it without xanax (was not kidding the other day in spam).

Kissing a girl after she swallows is completely normal, provided that she swallowed comepletely. Otherwise, by that weird ass logic you are sucking the cock of every dude she's ever blown.

Blowing a load on your own face is fucking bizarre, sorry.

Lick everything, don't be a fucking pussy.

Ummm... fuck condoms. Pre ejaculate has a retardedly low sperm count and poses almost no threat in the accident department. Don't cum inside chicks even if they are on the pill. Ass, tits, back, stomach, mouth... if she's not down with any of that to avoid getting knocked up, find a new one.

[Galkaeater]

man kaelia got trolled like a boss

[Kaelia]

It happens a lot really.

[_chuchu]

Wow, fucking hilarious thread.

My contribution... be careful what you wish for. My current sex life is fucking weird because it's what most dudes dream about all at once but in the end somehow falls short.

I have an eight inch dick, sure, sounds great, but you'll never get deep throated and most girls can't take it in all the way without being really sore and bitchy for a couple days afterward. Girlfriend squirts multiple times every time we have sex... do you know how annoying it is to have to wash your sheets that often? She's also really bisexual and drags every chick she can into bed with us... but they're all fucking psychotic and end up causing untold amounts of drama. After a couple drinks I can last for hours, totally unlike the whole whiskey dick thing of not being able to get hard... except that while it's hard as a rock, it's almost impossible to actually get off (probably ties in with the sore and bitchy thing, since I drink quite frequently).

Anal sex is fucking awesome btw, but my girl seriously won't do it without xanax (was not kidding the other day in spam).

Kissing a girl after she swallows is completely normal, provided that she swallowed comepletely. Otherwise, by that weird ass logic you are sucking the cock of every dude she's ever blown.

Blowing a load on your own face is fucking bizarre, sorry.

Lick everything, don't be a fucking pussy.

Ummm... fuck condoms. Pre ejaculate has a retardedly low sperm count and poses almost no threat in the accident department. Don't cum inside chicks even if they are on the pill. Ass, tits, back, stomach, mouth... if she's not down with any of that to avoid getting knocked up, find a new one.

A girl like that is akin to having an All-In-One Printer. Lord, help me if I find a squirter

[Reiamoure]

No condoms for me. Would prefer it if he'd pull out more often (unless it's anal then it's fine), because it makes a huge mess otherwise and I leave puddles everywhere. I'm ok with anal and it makes my boyfriend happy, but we don't actually do it all that often. Too much trouble usually.
If I was going to have sex with anyone else I wouldn't do it without one.

I don't like getting oral all that much myself. I'm difficult.
I also don't think I'm that good at sucking dick. I need more practice. That's not an offer.

[_chuchu]

No condoms for me. Would prefer it if he'd pull out more often (unless it's anal then it's fine), because it makes a huge mess otherwise and I leave puddles everywhere. I'm ok with anal and it makes my boyfriend happy, but we don't actually do it all that often. Too much trouble usually.
If I was going to have sex with anyone else I wouldn't do it without one.

I don't like getting oral all that much myself. I'm difficult.
I also don't think I'm that good at sucking dick. I need more practice. That's not an offer.

Interesting. I only know 2 other women who don't want/like a guy to go down on them, because it makes them feel uncomfortable and they think it's nasty. They do give amazing head, though

[Soa]

Maybe he didn't like it and he was just using that as a reason, IDK.

Very possible.

I remember one of my friend's (guy) hated anal sex and refused to do it. I was over his house one night hanging out with him and his girlfriend drinking, and he eventually passed out. We got to talking and she told me she loved anal but my friend refused to do it with her and she was getting antsy about not getting it.

Long story short I ended up fucking her in the ass a bunch of times before they moved away. Good times, good times. I love anal personally but sadly its like a once a year thing now because my wife doesn't like it and she needs to be in a perfect mood to let me do it.

[Demosthenes11]

Wow, fucking hilarious thread.

My contribution... be careful what you wish for. My current sex life is fucking weird because it's what most dudes dream about all at once but in the end somehow falls short.

I have an eight inch dick, sure, sounds great, but you'll never get deep throated and most girls can't take it in all the way without being really sore and bitchy for a couple days afterward. Girlfriend squirts multiple times every time we have sex... do you know how annoying it is to have to wash your sheets that often? She's also really bisexual and drags every chick she can into bed with us... but they're all fucking psychotic and end up causing untold amounts of drama. After a couple drinks I can last for hours, totally unlike the whole whiskey dick thing of not being able to get hard... except that while it's hard as a rock, it's almost impossible to actually get off (probably ties in with the sore and bitchy thing, since I drink quite frequently).

Anal sex is fucking awesome btw, but my girl seriously won't do it without xanax (was not kidding the other day in spam).

Kissing a girl after she swallows is completely normal, provided that she swallowed comepletely. Otherwise, by that weird ass logic you are sucking the cock of every dude she's ever blown.

Blowing a load on your own face is fucking bizarre, sorry.

Lick everything, don't be a fucking pussy.

Ummm... fuck condoms. Pre ejaculate has a retardedly low sperm count and poses almost no threat in the accident department. Don't cum inside chicks even if they are on the pill. Ass, tits, back, stomach, mouth... if she's not down with any of that to avoid getting knocked up, find a new one.

wow we have very similar girlfriends lol
Only 1 extra girl though, and she is picked solely because no drama and no feelings attached. It does really suck when you are having sex to have to stop and prepare for squirt...sometimes we say fuck it but then after it's like "fuckkkkk...now where do I sleep." I rarely drink though so I've never had sex even kind of intoxicated.

anal is good but the time it took to get her to like my dick in her ass took a long ass time. Lots of toys + lube for a long ass time, and then you can switch out the toys for your cock...gotta be careful a lot though so sometimes it's not really worth it.

I haven't read through all this thread either so I'm not really sure if anyone talked about the rough shit with their gf (yes, I have a squirting, bi, anal loving, kinky gf). I liked that she liked it at first, but sometimes it's annoying because you just wanna do your business and not have to make a production worthy of Tom hanks' acting. Not to mention if you aren't in the right mood hitting her just feels fuckin weird lol.

Any dude here ever try stimulating their prostate? She is always trying to get me to with her but I just don't think I'm in the right place psychologically to be comfortable with it (aka I don't want shit shoved up my ass). Does it really suck as bad as I would envision it?

Finally, if dudes don't like carpet munching grow a fucking pair and do your job anyways. Do you know how good it feels for them? Mix it in with some anal licking (assuming she is prewashed) and she will never be mad at you again.

Again, I haven't read this whole thread but I hope the dudes here aren't prudes about sex. I HATE it when people talk about sex and they go "omg I'd never do that" or "ewww." Apart from piss, poop, and throw up, sexual adventure is too much fun to pass up. All girls have fucked up sex fantasies and it's our job as men to fulfill them.

[_chuchu]

Finally, if dudes don't like carpet munching grow a fucking pair and do your job anyways. Do you know how good it feels for them? Mix it in with some anal licking (assuming she is prewashed) and she will never be mad at you again.

Again, I haven't read this whole thread but I hope the dudes here aren't prudes about sex. I HATE it when people talk about sex and they go "omg I'd never do that" or "ewww." Apart from piss, poop, and throw up, sexual adventure is too much fun to pass up. All girls have fucked up sex fantasies and it's our job as men to fulfill them.

an ex of mine had an immaculately clean pussy, but never allowed me to dive in. it drove me nuts, but she didn't feel comfortable about it, and i don't blame her at all. what sucks is that too many other girls don't clean well, if i dare say at all

[Shenrien]

Just so everyone's on the right page, we're talking about eating your own semen now.

only if I'm payed enough..

[Galkaeater]

Very possible.

I remember one of my friend's (guy) hated anal sex and refused to do it. I was over his house one night hanging out with him and his girlfriend drinking, and he eventually passed out. We got to talking and she told me she loved anal but my friend refused to do it with her and she was getting antsy about not getting it.

Long story short I ended up fucking her in the ass a bunch of times before they moved away. Good times, good times. I love anal personally but sadly its like a once a year thing now because my wife doesn't like it and she needs to be in a perfect mood to let me do it.

some friend you are asshole(pun intended)