Diaphragm/No Diaphragm

[Sera]

oh i saw that, lol'd

[Ivve]

Was it some sort of converted power tool?

yeah, reciprocating saw. they apparently just slid the dildo over the blade.

[Shiroikage]

is it really trolling if we were ridiculing you and your stupid (imaginary?) girlfriend? hmm.

A little bit, yeah. I think you're giving me too much credit when you say that I have an imaginary girlfriend, though.

[Sera]

darwin-award worthy imo

[Shiroikage]

yeah, reciprocating saw. they apparently just slid the dildo over the blade.

HOLY SHIT
At least remove the blade first.

[Sera]

if we did that, how would the human race ever weed out the weak and stupid?

think of it as a way to decrease the number of ansems born in a year

[Shiroikage]

BLADES FOR ALL DILDOS

[Ivve]

HOLY SHIT
At least remove the blade first.

i know, right? how fucking dumb can a person be? the best part is that she didn't press charges. i'm pretty sure that no matter how complicit i was in the building or using of the vagina destroyer, i would have claimed ignorance and sent that motherfucker away for life. my pussy is destroyed, but he can still procreate and that is a problem.

[Shiroikage]

Might have overreacted a teensy bit.

[Shiroikage]

i know, right? how fucking dumb can a person be? the best part is that she didn't press charges. i'm pretty sure that no matter how complicit i was in the building or using of the vagina destroyer, i would have claimed ignorance and sent that motherfucker away for life. my pussy is destroyed, but he can still procreate and that is a problem.

Huge punishments should be dealt to the vag destroyer.

[Ivve]

if we did that, how would the human race ever weed out the weak and stupid?

think of it as a way to decrease the number of ansems born in a year

it's a losing battle. everyone moderately smart i know is 24+ with no kids. everyone stupid i know started popping them out when they were 15-17 and now have 3+. there's just no way we can keep up as long as we keep worrying about the trivial shit like financial security and future planning.

[Sera]

Ah but we can hope that they have a higher incidence of accidental death due to "doing stupid shit." Just because they're born, doesn't mean they live long enough to reproduce.

[Blarg]

Guys use reciprocating saws on their junk on purpose. I guess you don't want equal rights.

[Ivve]

Ah but we can hope that they have a higher incidence of accidental death due to "doing stupid shit." Just because they're born, doesn't mean they live long enough to reproduce.

true but they really don't even have to live long enough to get to the sawblade dildo years since they get started so young.

[Shiroikage]

We should just go around the inner city dropping sawblade dildos off on the streets.

[Ivve]

Guys use reciprocating saws on their junk on purpose. I guess you don't want equal rights.

bringing my reciprocating saw over, bb

[Ivve]

We should just go around the OC dropping sawblade dildos off on the streets.

fixed

[Shiroikage]

Blarg is probably right on this one because he's usually on the money.

[Ivve]

i don't think there's a disagreement that all parties too stupid to remove the sawblades from their dildos and other sex-enhancing power tools should be removed from the rest of us. that's equal rights. you're equally entitled to stop shooting your dumbass sperm into bitches who will pop out babies prone to either make reciprocating saws into automated dildos or allow them to be used on their respective vaginas.

[Sera]

I think there's something wrong with a society that lets their kids get to labor and delivery before they get to experience a sawblade dildo, personally