Diaphragm/No Diaphragm

[Sera]

Rykoshet 2:25 the twins
2:26 I named them kirby and meta knight
Sera 2:26 You... named my boobs?
2:26 I'm actually uh
2:26 ...
2:27 I got nothin

Still. Nothin.

[Shiroikage]

Probably should have went with Jigglypuff instead of Meta Knight.

[Shiroikage]

That's all I've got.

[Blarg]

So it seems the root cause of all these dildo sawblade accidents are the sawblades. If they are illegal then we will all be safe. Unless.. illegal black market sawblades are brought in and then those without sawblades are unable to mutilate their vag's like everyone else.

[Sera]

Rykoshet 2:33 At least I named them good chars like
2:34 what if I named them jigglypuff and ganondorf
2:34 nevermind what the fuck those names imply

Those were the alternatives, apparently. I said Ganondorf seems like more of a penis name.

[Shiroikage]

It's because dorf sounds like dork.

[Ivve]

i was thinking ganon sounds like cannon, tbh

[Shiroikage]

CANNONDORK

[Ivve]

I think there's something wrong with a society that lets their kids get to labor and delivery before they get to experience a sawblade dildo, personally

i dunno, the episiotomy is the sawblade dildo's first cousin. maybe they're trying to ease kids into it.

[Ryko]

CANNONDORK

I flame choke the shit out of my cannondork

[Shiroikage]

I flame choke the shit out of my cannondork

I think it's a Brawl reference, but it's still funny!

[Sera]

I flame choke the shit out of my cannondork

this just sounds so fkin bad

[Ryko]

Wanna see my dark dive? It's shocking for a little bit but then just explodes all over the place, luckily I can go again right after.

[Sera]

.............

[Shiroikage]

Is this still about Brawl?

[Shiroikage]

Was this ever about Brawl?

[Sera]

i don't even

[Ivve]

no

[Ryko]

The fuck is wrong with you people?

[_chuchu]

cheap asses use contraception. abortion is the new black