Gimp/Confused/WTF Player XI: They've known everything beyond U since release

[Tagus]

Hagun too heavy for fat chocobo to carry. Need more Dexterity to fit legs around such a fat chocobo. Stun effect is for stopping fat chocobo from eating all her subs. Common sense, people.

My desire for an Usu body and speed belt make it impossible for me to laugh... curse you my asshole! curse you!

[DAKPluto]

priorities.....they need to find them.

[Drace]

Looks like a half-assed crit build maybe. Not sure why they would bother with that for a 2H weapon, but thats the only reason I could come up with

[Greatguardian]

That must be it! When her 1% DA from Brutal procs on WS, she'll be able to crit both hits of Gekko.

[Knyghtmayre]

When her 1% DA from Brutal

Did I get whooshed..

[Greatguardian]

Yeah. Honestly, I was hoping more people would woosh the Fap-DMG thread reference. It's more amusing that way. I know Brutal's 5%.

[Gere]

http://i41.tinypic.com/8k.jpg
Ambiguous gear: Bomb queen ring.

[Greatguardian]

Possible (albeit still retarded) explanation is dying during Dragon Kick and being gear locked. I can't imagine.. someone not using Mnk belt or turban.. with a togi... I don't want to! You can't make me!

Edit: still doesn't excuse Ring, or other retarded pieces. Just have to find a way to explain togi and no turban to myself..

[Shenrien]

Fucking wow. How does Sam this even happen? At least their name, when spelled out phonetically, reads, "my asshole".

and that's exactly where that sam most likely came from.

[FailureMidgard]

Possible (albeit still retarded) explanation is dying during Dragon Kick and being gear locked. I can't imagine.. someone not using Mnk belt or turban.. with a togi... I don't want to! You can't make me!

Edit: still doesn't excuse Ring, or other retarded pieces. Just have to find a way to explain togi and no turban to myself..

How about he 2hred?

[Furionstormrage]

How about he just sucks?

[Guitarman]

Onimaru isnt bad. I'm guessing they sold hagun to afford the usu body.

Rest is fucking retarded though.

[Wenslydale]

yup. . . I love sky.

http://www.bluegartr.com/forum/attac...1&d=1242431514

[Knyghtmayre]

So that's where my fucking Askar hands went.

Fuck.

[Kipling]

Onimaru isnt bad. I'm guessing they sold hagun to afford the usu body.

Rest is fucking retarded though.

Onimaru and Spamming Rana is the way of the future, ya'll.

Spoiler: show

lol

[Geldric]

A whm was sleeping this mob and holding it for awhile and all of the sudden this blm shows up and starts spamming bio on it, not sure if she was trying to mpk or not I will never know.

So I let her tank it for a bit and checked her gear since I wasn't familiar with the name. Turns out the ls is the government's ls remake or something of that sort.

Notes: Never used any utsu, dex rings, emp. pin, and eva earrings.

http://i41.tinypic.com/2870m4m.png
http://i42.tinypic.com/107pglu.png
http://i40.tinypic.com/ap937m.png

And then when I went afk;
http://i42.tinypic.com/2lcpgmg.png

Had to pull out the BG etc etc just so they could come by :3.

[Arximiro]

Where did Government even come from, and what is with gimp ass lses coming to Cerb repeatedly? Ugggghh

[Isawa]

Where did Government even come from, and what is with gimp ass lses coming to Cerb repeatedly? Ugggghh

Cerberus is dark, abyssal shit hole that has it's own gravitational pull that attracts shitty LSs from across multiple servers.

[Kaelia]

@Geldric, holy fuck I hate retards like that. I honestly and sincerely weep for the 6 minutes of your life you lost talking at that dipshit.

[RedRed]

Had to pull out the BG etc etc just so they could come by :3.

im surprised they didnt ask what BG was