Random Fail III: Threadgothacked

[Dowzer]

=/ I have recast set to show my 2hr timer...

...and I still managed to completely ignore the fact that my 2hr was down for an astralburn one day. Oops.

I did the same when engaging Bres (MNK, Hundred fists) as RDM. Luckily killed it anyhow...

[Kipling]

=/ I have recast set to show my 2hr timer...

...and I still managed to completely ignore the fact that my 2hr was down for an astralburn one day. Oops.

Done the same with salvage. Use Soul Voice in a tier3 ---> Go directly to Salvage --> Get to chariot less than 2 hours since I used it ---> Oops

Not like you can't win without SV.. but still nice to have.

[rog]

http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/l...Rog/kvwipe.jpg

lolme.

Guess next time i'll make room for darksteel head/hands/feet+1 instead of leaving them in satchel thinking it wouldn't get hit anyway. Had like 120 hp for the last hit that killed me.

[Kipling]

If I learned anything from kiting KV many times for my helm it's just this: Have 3 shadows at all times, be paranoid about it. And make sure you have a fast Utsusemi: Ni trigger finger for the draw in earth breakers as well.

[Yugl]

http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/l...Rog/kvwipe.jpg

lolme.

Guess next time i'll make room for darksteel head/hands/feet+1 instead of leaving them in satchel thinking it wouldn't get hit anyway. Had like 120 hp for the last hit that killed me.

You're a Taru aren't you?

[rog]

I fucking wish. Only an lolelf ;;

[rithridan]

Even tarus have more then 699 hp. He probably just wasnt at full HP, it happens.

[rog]

That or i lost ~400 hp to poison.

[Yugl]

I fucking wish. Only an lolelf ;;

The few
The proud
The Elveens

Elvaans rock, be shamed if you need someone to lift you onto a chocobo.

[Nattack]

This fail is too good to keep on one server. Not shopped. Enjoy

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c2...ius/TVfail.jpg

Not even close to capped on E. Bodies, and they kicked winner so they could get in beard buyer and both auto fell. The Sack holder that got body cant use so he tossed.....

So whats more fail, tossing body or advertising/bragging about it?

P.S. This LS sole purpose for existing is to grief, MPK, and harass my LS no matter how many times they get banned so expect a lot of drama replies to this post! lol

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

my dark knight.. my beastmaster. they both weep incessantly.

[Avarice]

If I learned anything from kiting KV many times for my helm it's just this: Have 3 shadows at all times, be paranoid about it. And make sure you have a fast Utsusemi: Ni trigger finger for the draw in earth breakers as well.

Do you guys drag it to the circular area a little northwest of his spawn and get it stuck on that one large cactus or just kite around his area? I always find it amusing when a mob gets stuck in limbo and keeps turning around to get you (Faust comes to mind as well).

[Brill Weave]

Fyi if you're fighting Fafnir on a server where people steal and you don't have /blockaid on you deserve to be flailed.

[Knyghtmayre]

This surely constitutes some kind of fail; after Tiamat:

[23:54:25]Sapatarau>> going to make sig of u dieing like u did for me
[23:54:33]>>Sapatarau : go ahead broseph
[23:54:59]>>Sapatarau : i died from a phantom counter from my own tiamat
[23:55:06]>>Sapatarau : you died 3 times in 60 seconds to someone else's fafnir
[23:55:09]>>Sapatarau : get the fuck out
[23:55:17]Sapatarau>> ok lol

http://i28.tinypic.com/ergy9z.jpg

[Kipling]

Do you guys drag it to the circular area a little northwest of his spawn and get it stuck on that one large cactus or just kite around his area? I always find it amusing when a mob gets stuck in limbo and keeps turning around to get you (Faust comes to mind as well).

TAL does. When I was in SA I never did, I just claimed it at spawn and ran it around.

[Overburn]

Do you guys drag it to the circular area a little northwest of his spawn and get it stuck on that one large cactus or just kite around his area? I always find it amusing when a mob gets stuck in limbo and keeps turning around to get you (Faust comes to mind as well).

This only works if the LS you're claiming against aren't dicks. I've had GMs called on me for doing that even when the other LS didn't have enough to kill it present.

[knifebait]

This fail is too good to keep on one server. Not shopped. Enjoy

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c2...ius/TVfail.jpg

Not even close to capped on E. Bodies, and they kicked winner so they could get in beard buyer and both auto fell. The Sack holder that got body cant use so he tossed.....

So whats more fail, tossing body or advertising/bragging about it?

P.S. This LS sole purpose for existing is to grief, MPK, and harass my LS no matter how many times they get banned so expect a lot of drama replies to this post! lol

why dont you scroll down a lil more pherb where we have all the screens of your ls starting the big fude with tryin to mpk us with faf and killing your own ally, or stealing loladamans by inviting our guys to pt when they claim.. i mean come on you guys started it off lil by little so we got enough and decided we were going to teach you guys a lesson that will never stop till the end of this game... you wanna fuck with us we will make the rest of your life in this game a living hell... to the end. 500k a OP head makes this game way more fun anyways. fuck campin HNM's we camp OP the gil is better and easier. you brought this upon yourself so reap what you sow bitch.

[Milkster]

Valefor is the most ass backwards server ever. And I've seen Midgard.....

[Devolver]

Stuff

Heh. You know a bit of punctuation and grammar would go a long way in making your post less funny. So don't stop.

[Demosthenes11]

why dont you scroll down a lil more pherb where we have all the screens of your ls starting the big fude with tryin to mpk us with faf and killing your own ally, or stealing loladamans by inviting our guys to pt when they claim.. i mean come on you guys started it off lil by little so we got enough and decided we were going to teach you guys a lesson that will never stop till the end of this game... you wanna fuck with us we will make the rest of your life in this game a living hell... to the end. 500k a OP head makes this game way more fun anyways. fuck campin HNM's we camp OP the gil is better and easier. you brought this upon yourself so reap what you sow bitch.

get out
you are bad and you should feel bad

[Menacer]

why dont you scroll down a lil more pherb where we have all the screens of your ls starting the big fude with tryin to mpk us with faf and killing your own ally, or stealing loladamans by inviting our guys to pt when they claim.. i mean come on you guys started it off lil by little so we got enough and decided we were going to teach you guys a lesson that will never stop till the end of this game... you wanna fuck with us we will make the rest of your life in this game a living hell... to the end. 500k a OP head makes this game way more fun anyways. fuck campin HNM's we camp OP the gil is better and easier. you brought this upon yourself so reap what you sow bitch.

Lol at this. Our life in this game is far from a living hell, all your Ls does is provide us with pure entertainment.

Pretty sure we don't have any problems killing anything you guys try to MPK us with, and you should pay yourselves 500k for each of your members DI kills before you rage it and it hops zones, you would make a hell of alot more gil.

I think it's funny all you can come up with is your ls member being stupid and accepting an invite from us because you guys have so many members he didn't even know who was in his Ls.

And us flailing ourselves at Faf, something one member only attempted once and was told to never do again, pales in comparison to all the shit you guys have pulled at Faf, hi2uCFHfaf, and you can pull all the hate you want when we claim Faf(which we've learned from that mistake, /blockaid is automatic now) it's obvious we can kill it whether your plds are tanking it for us running for their lives or not.

Heres a quote from their front page:

Now I know what you’re thinking. What the fuck? But it’s True! Ossum Possum PLDs showed all of Dragon’s Aery tonight how you Defeat Fafnir Kiting it around Dragon’s Aery. It was slaughter, it was epic, IT WAS OSSUM.

It's a joke because you know we have the best paladins in endgame on valefor, yea we might have a pld or 2 that are newer to endgame and who don't have the most epeen gear yet, but thats why they rarely main tank and are learning every day.

Funny how you losing that Faf and your plds pulling hate and running it around the aery trying to make it flail turned into you saying this huh? First flail killed like 3 of us, how'd the second flail feel? Pretty sure it killed all but a few of you. Yet we still killed it with no problem, thanks for tanking it for us sweethearts!^^

You can only hide behind your hatred for one or two members of OP because of a personal grudge for so long before all of your half way decent players get sick of the massive douchebaggery and they all leave(which is happening now) and/or CGTV breaks and yet another bank comes up missing.

You can try to make us look as bad as you want, but at the end of the day, we still outclaim you on everything we choose to camp, were just not a 24/7 Ls so half of what you kill is for free because were not there, apparently this makes you feel super awsm badass LEAT1347.

Love Torques still for sale btw.

I FUCKING LOVE THIS DRAMA, it would be so boring without CGTV and their antics. Tune in to see what happens next episode!

Good day to you sir, drop another Ebody#2. BTW, where's Starrscream been? I miss his shenanigans.