Miz and Char, teach me how to be black

[Rhinox]

Buy a hat(preferably a yankees hat) and leave the sticker on.

[_chuchu]

Never have a dream

[Rhinox]

Carry a pick in your back pocket and pick at your hair every 15 mins

[Rhinox]

Have the pick handle be of the Black power fist.

[Rhinox]

Find 300 lbs women attractive.

[Rhinox]

Oh and you must be good at sports or at least basketball.

[Rhinox]

Show up to the Wic or foodstamps place in a 2009 Navigator.

[Xajii]

nigger-lip blunts, then when you get it back around the circle, complain that someone nigger-lipped the blunt

[Absolutely Virtue]

Believe there is a trick to picking lottery numbers.

[Rhinox]

Make sure when you get yelled at work by the boss make it into a race issue.

[Colenzo]

post in the spam forums

[Rhinox]

Watch every single Tyler perry production no matter how shitty it is.

[Rhinox]

Sing every chance you get and believe that your just as good as R.kelly

[_chuchu]

Tell your boss you ain't doing shit for the day because a family member was shot

[Rhinox]

When your song plays on the radio make sure you and your friends stop what their doing and start rapping along flailing your arms with the your pointer finger and your thumb out

[Rhinox]

Make sure when you hit 60 years of age buy a Cadillac.

[Rhinox]

Hang out on porches.

[Rhinox]

Have 5 kids with 5 different women.

[Rhinox]

When a fine piece of ass walks past you make it overtly obvious your interested in her using phrases such as "Daaamn" or "damn gurl, let me holla at you rite quick"

[Rhinox]

Use Boost mobile.