i went to a funeral today

[Shiroikage]

Also, calisthenics.

[Ivve]

yeah, i never really got that shit either. honestly sometimes we'd be listening while kneeling for so long that my legs would go numb or my knees would hurt. it's like can i at least get a dick while i'm down here so i feel like less of an asshole who's kneeling just to listen to some motherfucker read a text while still remaining in the spirit of the ceremony?

[Mizango]

Ivve what made you go to a black funeral? If you didn't pour some liquor out your a treacherous heathen. Niggas got rules n shit.

Nah but for real, I am trying to determine if you like BBC shawty. I gotz dem skillz.

[Mizango]

God willing.

[Mizango]

Why is Hank Hill in my fucking thread?

[Ivve]

Ivve what made you go to a black funeral? If you didn't pour some liquor out your a treacherous heathen. Niggas got rules n shit.

Nah but for real, I am trying to determine if you like BBC shawty. I gotz dem skillz.

mah boo's grandma died.

[Shiroikage]

Building a rosary, and blessing the tombstone are pretty awful, too.

All of these things are even worse when it's Ukrainian Orthodox, and you don't speak Ukrainian.

[Mizango]

I knew you were cool for a reason. Holla @ cha boi yo.

[Shiroikage]

By the way, you being Catholic explains a lot, Ivve.

[Shiroikage]

Pretty much everything that being a military wife doesn't.

[Ivve]

well i'm not like some practicing catholic or something. i don't think i even believe in god, but that's what my family is.

[Shiroikage]

Yeah, but it still explains enough.

[Ivve]

oh, okay

[Ivve]

(lol)

[Zalius]

if youre as white as his ass how white is your ass

[Shiroikage]

Don't describe.
A picture is worth 1000 words.

[Ivve]

my ass and my face are equally pasty. i wear spf like it's going out of style

[Shiroikage]

Still going to need pictures for comparison.

[gamez]

Don't describe.
A picture is worth 1000 words.

^

[Ivve]

all set thx.