Dicks or -> (NSFW)

[Sera]

Kuuuyaaaaa
doooo what i saaaaay
sennndddd meee your pennnissss

edited op to catalog these, btw.

[Kuya]

Need batteries, but even then i don't know if i want to.

[Kuya]

Meh, you'll find out eventually.

[Sera]

Submission #9, anyone up for the prestigious #10 spot?

Spoiler: show

http://bayimg.com/image/hapadaabm.jpg

Bonus points for air-guitar-esque stance, nice touch

[Zalius]

im uncut, but ive only received compliments. i just think its kinda funny that men are much more vocal about their cock preference than women. i thought about getting it cut for a while, but i like my dick, and so does your mother. CONTINUE READING

other than that, it does kinda suck to invest the extra 20 seconds to clean it in the shower, but i like taking showers anyways. im not posting my dick cause im not getting anything out of it, and this shit aint free. like, its cool, i can see tits/vag anywhere, so im not super buggin about it. CONTINUE READING

that being said, ive been told by 2 different girls, same relative size/shape/skin etc (both white, short, very good bodies) that my veins are perfect, with much emphasis on the word perfect. like theyd seriously just grip me for 2 minutes+ at a time and say it was awesome. and im sure on paper that sounds great and all, but irl you really dont want someone just holding your dick for 2 minutes, that shit aint cool. what exactly constitutes perfect veins? from gay dudes (kuya) and the bitches (the bitches)? like mine arent huge giant steroid veins, but theyre very well defined and dont branch out at all. like its just a solid blood tube thingy, the branches are all really flat and only visible if youre looking for branches. CONTINUE READING

the brown girls (2) ive been with said stuff like it was more fun to play with and that it was more of a turn on for them to suck it than cut, so idk. either way, i think i was really self-conscious about it when i was like 15/16 but once you actually start getting real head that all goes away. i learned a long time ago that advice from dudes for sex stuff is usually bias. that, and once you know how to kiss necks and go down on girls, sex is easy, so its all good in this hood

[Sera]

Zalius, make with the penis or ->
Don't you wanna be #10

[Zalius]

read the post bitchbasket

[drwaffles]

I find it hard to believe that the guys attached to some of these cocks aren't willing to stand up and claim ownership. Come on, fellas, be proud of your manhoods.

[Sera]

Some of them are VERY nice, I was shocked that the owners didn't claim them tbch

[drwaffles]

Took me a while to realise the added "c" stood for "completely" and not "cock". Too much cock on my mind, it would seem.

[Rocl]

air guitar one is my favourite so far

[drwaffles]

I'm assuming Rocl's submission is cleverly disguised in his avatar.

[Conrad]

I thought the rule was to write something BG-related to include in the picture.

[Sera]

You know, for all the bragging all the brothas do, the ratio of black dick to white dick in this thread is pretty sad. I really thought it would be full of black guys showing off what they're always bragging about. I guess the stereotype really isn't true? I J D K

[Sera]

People are PMing me pics so I've been overlooking that rule, bonus points if you write Ivve on your penis, though.

I think the winner would be air-guitar stance + Ivve/timestamp

[Ragnell]

You know, for all the bragging all the brothas do, the ratio of black dick to white dick in this thread is pretty sad. I really thought it would be full of black guys showing off what they're always bragging about. I guess the stereotype really isn't true? I J D K

Thats not gonna help anyone do post tbh, Although I don't brag about mine because i'm just average, i'm not some king kong motherfucker, but I wreck shit regardless

[Sera]

The thought just occurred to me while I was assembling them all into my OP edit, that's all. Only one black guy posted. I just don't get the shyness. What I find really funny is that the guys who are always like "TITS OR GTFO" are the ones who pussied out of posting. The loudest barkers are the lightest biters, apparently.

Also, I really don't get why the owners of penises #2, 3 and 9 don't own up to them.

[Deelo]

best thread eve......I mean

YOU FAGS! UGH GROSS

(f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5)

[Ryko]

Spam, we're gonna have to have a discussion on how many people made the claim (even if it's true) that they were incapable to keep it hard for the duration of what is essentially a flash.

[Shiroikage]

Not difficult to keep it hard, just difficult to keep it at full mast.