Dicks or -> (NSFW)

**Penthesilea** · 2009-05-17 22:06

Originally Posted by Ivve

pretty much, yeah. that's a nice dick. i'm just hoping the lighting is weird and it's not really like CRAZY RED or something. that's just not for me.

I sent Sera two pictures, but I dunno if the 2nd one is up there.

Spoiler: show

That was from later today. I don't think it get's really red, not sure though. Again, semi-hard/semi-flaccid.

**Conrad** · 2009-05-17 22:07

Originally Posted by Ivve

tbh i don't look much harder than redtube for porn, so i don't think i've seen anything gay in a long, long time. most of the gay porn i've seen is always like YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS, CHECK OUT THIS GUY GETTING THE EGGPLANT SHOVED UP HIS ASS rather than just guys fucking guys up the ass.

youporn sometimes has bi videos that include mmf threesomes, and no matter how much I know better I always click them hoping it'll be something other than a guy sucking another guy's dick while fucking some girl.

**Shiroikage** · 2009-05-17 22:08

Originally Posted by Skirkle

I'm left-handed, but you're right.

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b2...e/brograbs.jpg

Bro-grabs.

If I could go back in time, I would've taken a dick-in-a-box pic.

**Conrad** · 2009-05-17 22:08

Originally Posted by Shiroikage

Bro-grabs.

If I could go back in time, I would've taken a dick-in-a-box pic.

We should fuck each other's mothers

**#686578** · 2009-05-17 22:08

The best gay porn is just a couple of twinks just fooling around and having fun rather than two burly guys going like ARGH I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU IN THE ASS SO HARD YOUR DAD IS GOING TO FEEL IT URGH ARGH UGH THEN I'M GOING TO LIFT SOME WEIGHTS

**Shiroikage** · 2009-05-17 22:11

Originally Posted by Skirkle

We should fuck each other's mothers

I'm down if you're down.

**Shiroikage** · 2009-05-17 22:19

Actually, kind of tempted to do a dick in a box picture now.

**Shiroikage** · 2009-05-17 22:19

I'm not sure I want to be a repeat offender, though.

**Conrad** · 2009-05-17 22:27

Originally Posted by Shiroikage

I'm not sure I want to be a repeat offender, though.

I know I don't, I admit I was a little worried when I was outed at first, but can't do shit about it now so meh. Not gonna sip on any haterade though.

**Shiroikage** · 2009-05-17 22:28

My first reaction was to delete my pic off bayimg, but that didn't do anything.
After about 15 minutes, I sort of regret attempting to delete it.

**Sera** · 2009-05-17 22:32

a dick in a box pic would have been hilarious
and like i said i didn't understand why some of you were so ashamed of your dicks, you guys need to get some pride for real

**Shiroikage** · 2009-05-17 22:34

I don't have any pride for about 10 different reasons, and they all cause each other.

**Conrad** · 2009-05-17 22:35

It's self-confidence more than pride, but after this thread I'll walk around with my erection fully exposed to reap the attention and praise I apparently rightfully deserve.

**Shiroikage** · 2009-05-17 22:36

I've cut holes in every pair of pants I own.

**Shiroikage** · 2009-05-17 22:37

I'm >100% sure that I will not mention this if I ever decide to go for counseling again.

**Ivve** · 2009-05-17 22:37

Originally Posted by Penthesilea

I sent Sera two pictures, but I dunno if the 2nd one is up there.

Spoiler: show

That was from later today. I don't think it get's really red, not sure though. Again, semi-hard/semi-flaccid.

you have a fun dick. you have a dick that says to me, hey chicks, i'm here to party. you have a good balance of length/girth that isn't going to be either frightening or laughable. the coloration is good, and unless you have a slight downward curve, you have an amazingly straight cock. that's pretty impressive and makes blowjobs like a thousand and eight times less tedious. your yardwork gets a thumbs up, because it looks like even if you don't shave, you trim your shit to a respectable length and it's kind of central to the base of your dick rather than hitting your crotch like a california wildfire. you have a dick that lends itself to beginners and isn't going to disappoint people who get down with dicks like it's a contest. gj, excellent work, call your dad in the morning and thank him.

**antihero** · 2009-05-17 22:39

what about my dick ivve

**Penthesilea** · 2009-05-17 22:40

Originally Posted by Ivve

you have a fun dick. you have a dick that says to me, hey chicks, i'm here to party. you have a good balance of length/girth that isn't going to be either frightening or laughable. the coloration is good, and unless you have a slight downward curve, you have an amazingly straight cock. that's pretty impressive and makes blowjobs like a thousand and eight times less tedious. your yardwork gets a thumbs up, because it looks like even if you don't shave, you trim your shit to a respectable length and it's kind of central to the base of your dick rather than hitting your crotch like a california wildfire. you have a dick that lends itself to beginners and isn't going to disappoint people who get down with dicks like it's a contest. gj, excellent work, call your dad in the morning and thank him.

No what the worst part of your assessment is? My dad was having an affair, and the lady's daughter told me about it. Oh she didn't tell me about it, she sent me emails my dad and her mom were sending back and forth and contained within (with no spoiler) was pics of my dad's junk. Seriously, wtf?

**Shiroikage** · 2009-05-17 22:41

#2, Ivve.
Why not?

**Sera** · 2009-05-17 22:42

Shavers are mad creepy btw ivve. I mean, those who go bald. That's like... yeah...

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