Dicks or -> (NSFW)

[Ivve]

to those who have asked/requested:

#2, shiro - this is a good, solid dick. you get high marks for the head, because that is seriously a perfect dickhead. that's the best part of the dick imo and yours is 10/10. i also like that your shaft is pretty smooth; not a whole lot of puffed-out veins and like those weird large bumps where a few veins cross over one part and it just looks like you've got a lump in your cock. that is scary and it's even scarier when you're like touching it and you can feel the blood pulsating in there. ugh. you have visible veins, but they don't look all blown out, which is perfect. you get like the powerful dick like a clenched fist effect without any freaky ridging. anyway, the only drawback to this photo is that there's really not enough of your body or some other frame of reference for me to get a good size evaluation. can't say anything about that, but overall it's very nice. 7/10 from this pic.

#4, rewall420 - exceptional! yours is another dick in my top 3. upward curvature is amazing in the veejay and not awkward in other places, which can be a problem with dudes who have extreme left or right leaning dicks. head is bigger than the shaft, which i prefer both aesthetically and during the deed. you have a few pronounced veins, but your dick isn't like a map of the interstates of america, so it's all good. although i'm not really sure what you're standing next to, using your hand for comparison it looks like you've got some good size and i really think some good girth too from the shape you have in common with deelo. i don't really know how to explain it; there's just a certain set of lines a thick dick has and it looks like you've got that going on. awesome.

my opinion on buckethead's dick coming up next!

[Sera]

Shiro's penis is nice to look at imo, it is normal sized and doesn't have to be WTFHUEG because it's handsome, has nice features and that makes it impressive. I'd rather have a normal-sized nice looking wang than a gigantic one that's ugly as shit. His looks like something sculpted, you know?

[Colenzo]

/popcorn

[Ivve]

Shiro's penis is nice to look at imo, it is normal sized and doesn't have to be WTFHUEG because it's handsome, has nice features and that makes it impressive. I'd rather have a normal-sized nice looking wang than a gigantic one that's ugly as shit. His looks like something sculpted, you know?

you know, that's the perfect way to put it. some of these pics (deelo) made me feel like i was looking at something like dirty and sinful. shiro's dick looks like art. i don't even feel like i need to say hail marys.

[antihero]

where is my dick review ivve

[Heian]

Sera can recite mine from memory

[Shiroikage]

My penis has been sculpted by falling ceiling lamps.

[Heian]

Oh also nothing wrong with being well groomed its easy if you know what you are doing. I do recommend waxing though way better than a razor, just have to find a good place.

[Conrad]

you know, that's the perfect way to put it. some of these pics (deelo) made me feel like i was looking at something like dirty and sinful. shiro's dick looks like art. i don't even feel like i need to say hail marys.

Didn't Deelo mention he was gay? Sorry Ivve.

[antihero]

Oh also nothing wrong with being well groomed its easy if you know what you are doing. I do recommend waxing though way better than a razor, just have to find a good place.

http://i43.tinypic.com/eas1n4.jpg

[Colenzo]

I know dickjutsu

[Conrad]

You look like a man-o-lantern.

[Ivve]

where is my dick review ivve

as promised:

#9, buckethead - it doesn't matter what your dick looks like, the stance alone should receive a 10/10. however, you wanted a penis evaluation. i like a lot of things about this dick. first, the head is larger than the shaft and also has a really awesome pronounced ridge. personally, i really like that in a dick. i like that the head is round enough that it's not like sharp and stabby and pointy-shaped, but it's also not cartoonishly round. this is a great dickhead. you've got enough space going on in the picture that i can tell you've got some substantial length, which i honestly think would be a little intimidating irl, but i would never detract points for having too much cock. there's no such thing. good coloration, another impressively straight shaft, and is that a shave i see? i think you might have mentioned it but it's kind of hard to keep up with the thread while i'm tabbing back and forth to evaluate dicks lol. i can appreciate a good shave even if i do like a short trim the best. you're dedicated to not being a shitbag who sprinkles pubes down someone else's throat and that deserves recognition. if there were a beer commercial song dedicated to mr. really considerate about oral sex guy, they would be singing to you my friend. overall, excellent dick with an excellent attitude. man, i mean look at those stance you took too. i just wanna fucking high-five your dick, but not hard enough to damage your erection.

[Ivve]

Didn't Deelo mention he was gay? Sorry Ivve.

i think he did, but i don't have any illusions about hooking up irl lol. he just has a really great dick, good for him!

[Ansems]

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[_chuchu]

you were lurking all day, what the fuck took you so long

[Shiroikage]

Did it just get edited out?

[Sera]

Needs a trim, otherwise normal, curvature is a bit more than i prefer but not bad overall. Little bit veiny on the bottom but who cares about the bottom really

[_chuchu]

Did it just get edited out?

yeah, but sera saw it, too

[Sera]

You're too slow