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    I can't you have that crazy fast nigerian posting speed.

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    Float like a butterfly, post like a boss.

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    Slutty implies that you have many sexual partners and go through them pretty fast, and that you're not faithful when you are in a relationship. Making sure I'm not getting involved with a guy who has a mangled "frankendick" (thx Ivve) and making people who talk a big game about tits or GTFO man up or shut up does not = sluttiness.

    But whatever helps you sleep at night, can you even get sluts to give you play?

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    also lol internet

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sera View Post
    also lol internet
    dont you lol interent me missy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sera View Post
    Slutty implies that you have many sexual partners and go through them pretty fast, and that you're not faithful when you are in a relationship. Making sure I'm not getting involved with a guy who has a mangled "frankendick" (thx Ivve) and making people who talk a big game about tits or GTFO man up or shut up does not = sluttiness.

    But whatever helps you sleep at night, can you even get sluts to give you play?
    you're damn right I can.
    all I gotta do is go to church

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    hahahaha ok, you got me, well played

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sera View Post
    Slutty implies that you have many sexual partners and go through them pretty fast, and that you're not faithful when you are in a relationship. Making sure I'm not getting involved with a guy who has a mangled "frankendick" (thx Ivve) and making people who talk a big game about tits or GTFO man up or shut up does not = sluttiness.

    But whatever helps you sleep at night, can you even get sluts to give you play?
    Mixing Char up with me. I can't even lie about getting play online.

  9. #1269
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    Quote Originally Posted by Charismatic View Post
    you're damn right I can.
    all I gotta do is go to church
    You're obviously scared.

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    Houston jokes incoming.

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    I didn't say churches nigga, call off the dogs

  12. #1272
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    I had heard that it is quite common for women to categorize and talk about all the dicks they sucked.

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    Don't make me sad by not delivering, Miz.

  14. #1274
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryko View Post
    (3:16:01 AM) serataru: btw
    (3:16:04 AM) serataru: i posted stacy dash
    (3:16:07 AM) serataru: and you didnt thank me
    (3:16:32 AM) Ryko: the bad comparison overtook everything, my brain is wired in a certain way D:
    (3:17:25 AM) Ryko: I think I could be balls deep INSIDE stacey dash and if I was in earshot of a logical weakness I'd probabbly pull out or at the very least shout my discontent mid-stride.
    (3:22:14 AM) Ryko: And despite the mental image that brings up you know it's hilarious because it's true.
    (3:22:30 AM) serataru: wtfffff
    (3:22:35 AM) serataru: why do you type these things whyy
    (3:22:54 AM) Ryko: the pretense is gone really
    (3:23:30 AM) serataru: you really need to reexamine your priorities
    (3:23:44 AM) Ryko: what else is new
    (3:23:58 AM) Ryko: but honestly people shout weird shit during sex all the time
    (3:24:15 AM) Ryko: I could probably pull off "That was fucking retarded"
    The only good post in the past 3 or 4 pages

  15. #1275
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    But numbers, which page was the best page in this thread?

  16. #1276
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    idk

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    You know.

  18. #1278
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    All I know is dicks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sera View Post
    Slutty implies that you have many sexual partners and go through them pretty fast, and that you're not faithful when you are in a relationship. Making sure I'm not getting involved with a guy who has a mangled "frankendick" (thx Ivve) and making people who talk a big game about tits or GTFO man up or shut up does not = sluttiness.

    But whatever helps you sleep at night, can you even get sluts to give you play?
    Saaawwwweeettt I'm a slut.

  20. #1280
    uncompromising cuntnificence
    buh buh buh browsssssssss

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya View Post
    I had heard that it is quite common for women to categorize and talk about all the dicks they sucked.
    i have one slutty friend who actually made a chart of all the dudes she'd fucked around with. here's version one, and bear in mind this is 7+ dudes (more not pictured here) in about a year or a year and a half.

    http://i43.tinypic.com/316rgxz.jpg

    later she updated it to include dick size, but i can't find that one for maximum impact.

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