Dicks or -> (NSFW)

[Kuya]

carlos and nathan are hot, the rest of them are fucking dogs
but lol at dating hispanic dudes, no fuckin thanks, my momma taught me better

Cyrus is good too wtf

[Ivve]

i wouldn't feel like i could trust someone who needs that much different snatch. i don't think i'd ever ween off the condoms in that relationship.

[tyven]

seriously, just think about how that number grows over time. you get married to the girl of your dreams at 28, and she's been fucking on everyone since she was 16. you really want someone who's had ~80 partners before you? that is a lot of fucking people. bitch's puss is ran through like a marathon.

my ex girlfriend had banged like 20+ brothers before i dated her, it did kind of suck. but only cuz it was ALL brothers, i mean how was i supposed to live up to that.

[Conrad]

Clearly the best option is to save yourself for marriage, that way the sex will be the best you've ever had on both accounts.

[Kuya]

They're all equally unattractive

Get your pasty white/blond twink loving ass out of here.

Out.

[Ivve]

Cyrus is good too wtf

cyrus is the only one i consider fuckable.

[Sera]

Cyrus is too pretty, look at him
looks like he got his eyebrows drawn on

[Ivve]

Clearly the best option is to save yourself for marriage, that way the sex will be the best you've ever had on both accounts.

._.

[Ivve]

Cyrus is too pretty, look at him
looks like he got his eyebrows drawn on

it's the chola way. i'll fuck on the gay ones before they know they're gay, bb. pass them to the left!

[Sera]

it's the chola way. i'll fuck on the gay ones before they know they're gay, bb. pass them to the left!

lmfao, they call that metrosexual in the white places

[Ivve]

my ex girlfriend had banged like 20+ brothers before i dated her, it did kind of suck. but only cuz it was ALL brothers, i mean how was i supposed to live up to that.

ever get the feeling you're being compared?

[Kuya]

Cyrus is too pretty, look at him
looks like he got his eyebrows drawn on

No, Mexican women do the eyebrow drawing, the Persians actually have perfect eyebrows.

[tyven]

its only natural

[Ivve]

lmfao, they call that metrosexual in the white places

no bb, i mean true sharpie masterpieces. don't let the waves of glamour coming out of your computer overwhelm you; go get your smelling salts before you look at this paragon of elegance.

Spoiler: show

http://dlisted.com/files/images/chol...45.preview.jpg

[Ryko]

just fapped, afk to fap again

Actually I'm going to sleep cuz I'm bored.

Probably both.

[Conrad]

gdi ivve

[Kuya]

I always found it odd that Zylo had perfect eyebrows, lives in a place called Lebanon, and is somehow not Persian.

[Ivve]

its only natural

really? i find it fucking stressful. i feel like someone who's had like 50 chicks on their dick is probably thinking, "well she'll never measure up to sheila."

[Sera]

cannot unsee, ugh

[Sera]

really? i find it fucking stressful. i feel like someone who's had like 50 chicks on their dick is probably thinking, "well she'll never measure up to sheila."

no one ever will
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=locRDFcIuiY