my fleshlight has mold on it

[antihero]

i come to you

[#686578]

You have a fleshlight? What a fucking loser

[antihero]

you're a virgin

[Colenzo]

Wheres the eat it out option?

[antihero]

and have a small penis

[Rocl]

Wash it off, and leave the warm water on it, obviously

i wouldn't know though that shit is too close to vagina

[antihero]

googling revealed that isoprophyl alcohol works in this situation, afk fucking my fleshlight ('-'*)

[Sera]

Do you hold it like an air guitar? if so, jealousy

[Colenzo]

its kind of like playing the air guitar
but its more like a meat guitar

[antihero]

i wedge it between my box springs and mattress, so its right around cock level when i'm on my knees, then i set my laptop on my bed which is connected to my hdtv via HDMI, and i watch high definition porn, such as Internal.Injections.2007.720p.XXX.BluRay.x264-CtrlHD.mkv

[antihero]

carpet burn kinda sucks, sometimes i rest my knees on a pillow

[antihero]

HANDS FREE YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Colenzo]

wow why did nobody tell you grats
rude fuckers

[Pikarya]

For a moment I thought the OP was going to be Senoska. Oh well.

[BRP]

For all intents and purposes the OP is Senoska and both of them aren't worth the paper they are not printed on.

[Bagel]

For all intents and purposes the OP is Senoska and both of them aren't worth the paper they are not printed on.

You mean intensive purposes

[Pikarya]

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