This is my Swine Flu Thread

[Absolutely Virtue]

True story:

One time I was walking home from work, 12th street NW to be exact, maybe like 12th and L or something, still downtown, big buildings around, etc.

I'm minding my own business, but I can't help but notice two big, black dudes yelling at each other in the middle of the sidewalk. People are doing their best to ignore them, walking around them and trying not to make eye contact.

The dudes are fucking huge, full on DC thugs. You've probably read stories like this before about DC. They usually end with dead fucking bodies. I was nervous.

But then right as I'm about to walk passed them, they stop arguing, start laughing, and start making out like their lives depended on it. So passionately that I could actually see their tongues while they were kissing. Then they smiled, hugged each other, and said goodbye.

It remains, perhaps, the strangest thing I have ever seen in my life. I'm still not sure it was real.

[Ragnell]

True story:

One time I was walking home from work, 12th street NW to be exact, maybe like 12th and L or something, still downtown, big buildings around, etc.

I'm minding my own business, but I can't help but notice two big, black dudes yelling at each other in the middle of the sidewalk. People are doing their best to ignore them, walking around them and trying not to make eye contact.

The dudes are fucking huge, full on DC thugs. You've probably read stories like this before about DC. They usually end with dead fucking bodies. I was nervous.

But then right as I'm about to walk passed them, they stop arguing, start laughing, and start making out like their lives depended on it. So passionately that I could actually see their tongues while they were kissing. Then they smiled, hugged each other, and said goodbye.

It remains, perhaps, the strangest thing I have ever seen in my life. I'm still not sure it was real.

Fucking Troll'd

[Brill Weave]

So wait black guys were fighting and nobody got shot and shanked? That's the worst fucking story I've ever heard!!

[Mizango]

They were probably Indian tbh.

[Charismatic]

It won't matter. You'll already be dead.

Obviously you haven't seen Hokuto no Ken... Rei killed Juda when he was already dead.

[Brill Weave]

Yeah because there are no gay black men. They're already in jail to begin with.

[Brill Weave]

Shut up Charismatic I'm not listening to you talk about that hentai crap. You want to stroke it to some dood getting it from a tentacle, that's all you. Beeyotch. Now afk banging hot chicks.











In other words, no I've never seen that. My anime viewing has been nonexistent for about ten years. Last shit I watched was Appleseed and Record of Lodoss War.

[Charismatic]

You should have watched HnK, it was already out around that time.

[Charismatic]

Also known as Fist of the North star...

[Zalius]

SHIT IM IN THIS THREAD

[Absolutely Virtue]

The point of this story was to demonstrate that brill has the gayest fucking swine flu the world has ever known.

[Brill Weave]

You won't be saying that after seeing my new bedazzled jacket!

[Day]

Dude you must not have seen "When bedazzle attacks" last night on Fox. Shit was outrageous.

[Brill Weave]

Why the fuck didn't you just say Fist of the North Star? You aren't Japanese, you're a fucking red blooded cheeseburger eating beer swilling white trash banging American mother fucker.

All I remember is the white haired guy got killed. And the main character walked through a building as it was collapsing on top of him.

[Brill Weave]

brb googling bedazzle attacks to see if it's real.

[Brill Weave]

YOU FUCKING LIAR!!

[Charismatic]

Why the fuck didn't you just say Fist of the North Star? You aren't Japanese, you're a fucking red blooded cheeseburger eating beer swilling white trash banging American mother fucker.

All I remember is the white haired guy got killed. And the main character walked through a building as it was collapsing on top of him.

Because nigga, Hokuto no Ken is the name of the fucking show.

[Day]

YOU FUCKING LIAR!!

Oh maybe it was when homos attack, I always get those words mizzed up.

[Brill Weave]

All of you are liars. You've obviously been infected with my swine flu. Except Ryko, I mailed him the cure which is strangely enough, shaped like an inflatable sex doll with Mizango's face transposed on the head. Who'd have thunk it.

[Brill Weave]

I left one more for you Virtue. Let's see if you find it.