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    Need some input before I head to this con

    Alright I know the percentage rate of lj-like posts are through the roof right now but I am 4 days away from this event we are going to and I need some advice, opinions, inputs, flaming, the usual. Here goes:

    Every year we go to this convention called FANIME, it's in San Jose, CA. My friend Dick invited me last year, we went with his girlfriend, two of her friends, and a few of our friends. They rented a room right next to the convention, so after a long day of con fun we grabbed brews and started drinking. Apparently I was so wasted that I glanced over to his girlfriend's friends and told them this exact line.

    "You two look hella hott"

    That one line made his girlfriend (read: not her friends I directed the line to) pissed. I know it sounds like there is more to it, but there truly isn't. That was the one line, and everyone just kept having fun and drinking.

    So she is bringing a new friend this year and apparently she told Dick to tell me there wasn't any room. Dick has been dating her for 2 years now and she has had his balls in her purse and his dick up her ass ever since. Obviously he had no balls to tell me so he gets another one of our friends to tell me instead.

    He tells me there is no room and that I can't go, I immediately call BS and ask him if that is really the story. He says no and tells me about that small, stupid, non-serious comment. I originally didn't know that they didn't want me to go, so I was raging.

    ...

    So we talk about how fucking stupid that is, and we got together with our other friends that are going and have all agreed to keep my coming along a secret between us. I am just going to show up by surprise, the thing that worries me is that I don't want her to become a bitch and just ruin the entire day for everyone. Thank god we aren't sharing a room, we rented our own ourselves, so they really have no fucking right to decide who can't and can go.

    The thing I am seeking advice on is:

    Should I wait and show up by surprise for the lulz?

    Or should I try to talk things over with them before we go?

    While I would like to do the first, I am too fucking pissed that he actually made one of my good friends try to lie to me. My poor friend for some reason still listens to everything he says, but this was the limit for him as well.

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    ALL BALLS AND NO SHAFT! WHERE'S YOUR SHAFT ROBERT?!

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    I say suprise. I HATE when friends of mine get a girlfriend and automatically go retard mode. Putting pussy on a pedestal tsk tsk.

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    Go for the lulz, always. Who is she to hold a grudge like that... pretty ridiculous.

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    Should had left the bitch in the kitchen anyways. You can only blame yourselves.

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    Just show up and wait for the lulz...

    BROS BEFORE HOES!

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    I definitely will, I don't even know if I want to be friends with him after trying to lie to me like that. But I was just thinking it would be really gay if like everyone just split up and took sides or something because they can't fucking get over one stupid comment that was a year ago.

    Better question, should I hit on the new chick?

    Also I will probably post all the pics I take of the hot cosplayers.

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    did you cum?

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    Pft no haha, those girls were way too uptight. Not so attractive either, so the beer goggles really had me there. I hear the one that is coming this year is a beauty though, we will have to see.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anamanagucci View Post
    Better question, should I hit on the new chick?
    Only if hot.

    Just remember there are a lot of people in the world, don't hang onto shit friends; it's not difficult to make new ones... especially at a place like that. I'd rather have 10 good friends than 50 shitty friends, but that's just me.

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    wow is it bad I didn't even realize fanime was this week?

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    just have a good time man, fuck everyone else
    lulz like this are rare, so go for it

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    How old are you guys?

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    @aers lol nah I honestly forgot too.

    @Kajii Yeah I exactly plan to do that, I just don't want them to bring this stupid drama with them. If they get over it and want to be cool, then everything is cool. I definitely don't plan on keeping them as friends though. (Dick and his g/f)

    @AoE I turned 21 this year, the rest are basically around the 18-23 area.

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    In that case you're a grown-assed man. You don't need to answer to nobody. Do what the hell you want.

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    don't blame your friend, blame his cock. this shit happens to the best of us and i can say from experience that your pussy whipped buddy will snap out of it one day and be a better friend after he realizes how much of a douche he became to ho his friends out like that.

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    You're a perfect age for meeting chicks there anyways. Have fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by volcanicweather View Post
    You're a perfect age for meeting chicks there anyways. Have fun.
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    I think for lulz you should bust in "Todd-style" and be like:

    "Alright now where's all the hot chicks at?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by AoE View Post
    In that case you're a grown-assed man. You don't need to answer to nobody. Do what the hell you want.
    Heh just wanted some advice in case anyone else was thrown into a sort of uncomfortable situation like this. I just want to have a good time and I know we probably won't if I do surprise them like that. I am sure we will just leave them be if they don't like it.

    What's more fucked up is that she isn't even letting her own friend stay in the room they both got so they can get their fuck on for the millionth time. How do you not take care of the guest you bring along? Well either way we will see how things go.

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