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  1. #21
    The Optimistic Asshole
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    Fix up a batch of poisoned apples and fuck his girlfriend.

    This is what you do...call and get a suite. I don't know how hard that is at this stage, I don't know if the expo is so big that hotels become difficult to get, but get the sweetest room possible. After that, throw a huge fucking party in said room. Gather about 50 people and hot bitches to come up to the room. Don't invite your friend or his twat of a girlfriend, but invite everyone else that is going with you guys, including his girlfriends friend (should be easy since she isn't in their room anyway). Party up. Extra points for bringing a dolly with a keg attached.

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    Han Cholo
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    We have a pretty nice size room, I definitely want to invite a bunch of chicks over to drink and smoke. I love the irony in all that, "oh sorry you guys aren't invited"

    But we all put in on the room (me and my other friends), I am pretty sure they would be like "come on man, don't be that way". lol

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    i was going to say you could be a huge dick and tell paul that she got mad that one time because you complimented those girls and not his gf and she later told you she totally wanted to fuck you 'til that point:D

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    So his twat girlfriend doesn't want you going with them, big deal. No one you mentioned has any right to tell you there isn't room at the convention for you. Their hotel room/car is their domain, but that's as far as it stretches.

    Do what Tyche said. Except get the girlfriend's hot friend to tell her and her twat boyfriend that there isn't enough room in your sweet suite party for their silly asses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AoE View Post
    http://72.232.229.42/thumb/c/c1/Stin...Back_-_Tom.JPG

    ALL BALLS AND NO SHAFT! WHERE'S YOUR SHAFT ROBERT?!
    LOL!!

    By far the best damn episode in the entire series.

  6. #26
    Shimmy shimmy ya shimmy yam shimmy ya
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    Hell no, the Uncle Ruckus Reality Show >>>>>>> Return of Col. Stinkmeaner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hirokei Kiaza View Post
    Hell no, the Uncle Ruckus Reality Show >>>>>>> Return of Col. Stinkmeaner.
    Seriously?! The part where they start doing the exorcism on Tom and doing things like making him read a book had me crying so hard.

    Also as to not veer this topic off it's original trail.. Yeah do whatever you feel like doing and I mean you'd be missing out on going to the Con if you actually enjoy anime.

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    Definitely need to show up by surprise and bang the new friend while you're there.

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    Ok I edited the names to Dick, I don't want them finding this and spoiling the surprise.

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    While I don't believe in bowing to the whims of crazy bitches, I guarantee she will be a complete twat all day long if you show up as a surprise, but then she might do that in either case. Whatever though man, ignore her. Let her bitchy attitude cut her out of the fun without dragging you into it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anamanagucci View Post
    Heh just wanted some advice in case anyone else was thrown into a sort of uncomfortable situation like this. I just want to have a good time and I know we probably won't if I do surprise them like that. I am sure we will just leave them be if they don't like it.

    What's more fucked up is that she isn't even letting her own friend stay in the room they both got so they can get their fuck on for the millionth time. How do you not take care of the guest you bring along? Well either way we will see how things go.
    So you invite her guest into your hotel room instead.

    Win-Win >.>

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    ^ This, holy fuck she is handing you this on a silver platter my friend.

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    fuck her like everyone has been saying...and without a rubber.

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    Never pull out.

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