To make a long story short, someone said they wanted "anything" for their birthday. It has been decided that they will be sent something so heavy that they cannot move it. Any ideas?
To make a long story short, someone said they wanted "anything" for their birthday. It has been decided that they will be sent something so heavy that they cannot move it. Any ideas?
inb4 colenzo
inb4 "my dick"
OH BOB.
it's gonna be costly to get anything that heavy delivered
UNLESS...
http://www.asterix-international.de/...ers/obelix.gif
Pretty sure shipping is done by weight, if so, there aren't any options that are "relatively cheap."
Steal a cinderblock and spend the money you would have paid for a good gift on shipping.
I hear Azalee is yet to diet, and we know she's pretty fucking cheap
My Dic..... fuuuuuuu
Probably a tonne of feathers.
instantrimshot.com
Honestly, I'm shocked that the first reply wasn't a fat joke
I mentioned Colenzo, Shue
Oh is he fat?
My bad then, I thought he was just a wigger with an anal insertion obsession
send her some anthrax, that'll teach her
Whale sperm. Send her whale sperm.
Moderately expensive shipping is fine. I just don't want to be paying $2k for this or something.
Well whats the limit on what you are willing to spend?