Heaviest (and relatively cheap) thing to ship someone

[MisterBob]

Lets put it at $500 for now

[Mizango]

Send her a box of Goatse.

[Ishido]

Sending something heavy and useless seems like a very unfunny $500 spent.

[_chuchu]

box full of whatever -phobia they happen to be fearful of, but that would be too easy

[_chuchu]

or a big bag full of dildoes

[_chuchu]

lumps of coal works, too

[Odon]

Lets put it at $500 for now

That's total, or just on the shipping?

[Shuemue]

k

Block of ice, talking 6' tall and 4' wide

Get it delivered into their living room, and then they won't be able to move it, and they'll spend fucking ages chipping it away so they can remove it, or weeks mopping up as it melts

[Mizango]

Spiders. Fuck that, Wolf spiders.

[Shojin]

k

Block of ice, talking 6' tall and 4' wide

Get it delivered into their living room, and then they won't be able to move it, and they'll spend fucking ages chipping it away so they can remove it, or weeks mopping up as it melts

Ahaha, this!

[MisterBob]

That's total, or just on the shipping?

Total

[Shuemue]

Bob your dev blog is broken

[Sera]

Shue's idea is good

Who is this for btw? I mean, if it's for grandma you could send her a giant dildo... the point is we need to kinda know who it's for. Just a friend? Someone you're interested in dating? etc

[Odon]

Is it for a boy or a girl?

[tyven]

go with the block of ice

[_chuchu]

block of ice is cool, so are some army ants

[MisterBob]

Bob your dev blog is broken

I know I have a new project, I'll make a new blog soon

[Ivve]

Sending something heavy and useless seems like a very unfunny $500 spent.

i'm with this guy. buy the asshole an xbox; shit's way more passive-aggressive.

[Heian]

Whale sperm. Send her a sperm whale.

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[Skjie]

A slip of paper with "God is dead" written on it.