Don't you guys hate it when your stomach growls during a test?

[Pikarya]

A kid in my first year of college told me he would eat his eyejunk and dry snot in the morning if his stomach growled.

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Hope you weren't eating.

[Sol-Blackguy]

A kid in my first year of college told me he would eat his eyejunk and dry snot in the morning if his stomach growled.

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Hope you weren't eating.

Fucking gross!

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Reminds me of this guy in high school that had a bunch of fungus growing off his neck, he used to pick it off and eat it when he thought nobody was looking.

[Pikarya]

Fucking gross!

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Reminds me of this guy in high school that had a bunch of fungus growing off his neck, he used to pick it off and eat it when he thought nobody was looking.

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[Maguspk]

You're just being overly self-conscious.

When you hear somebody else's stomach growl what do you think, if anything? Exactly, it's not a big fucking deal, and guess what, when you do it it's just as insignificant.

[Sol-Blackguy]

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No can do, but imagine Peter Griffin (glasses and all) if he were asian.

[AoE]

Darwinism

[Dimmauk]

It sucks. This normally happens to me every time I have to sit in a room full of silent people for extended periods of time. Halfway through the test I feel my stomach about to churn and focus on keeping it in. I then try to finish the test as quickly as possible as to avoid making a loud ass fart implosion thing. (It's happened before)

I have a few more finals to go through this week, so tips to avoid this would be great

Eat more eyeballs and lungs.

[Brill Weave]

I am now dumber having read this thread. Even with the usual suspects posting in here it made no difference. Some threads just can't be saved.

[Ryko]

You really thought something like this were salvageable?

[Brill Weave]

No. Not really. Though I will say that you guys are taking longer to eviscerate the OP than I expected.

[Norelco]

It sucks. This normally happens to me every time I have to sit in a room full of silent people for extended periods of time. Halfway through the test I feel my stomach about to churn and focus on keeping it in. I then try to finish the test as quickly as possible as to avoid making a loud ass fart implosion thing. (It's happened before)

I have a few more finals to go through this week, so tips to avoid this would be great

No asshole, I hate it when YOUR stomach growls during a test I studied my ass off for and you are distracting me.

[kuronosan]

Um here's the best tips that I've found on this subject, hopefully it helps: Tips on Aiding Stomach Growling

Watch out, stomach growling is contagious and could lead to the collapse of the human civilization. We better start distributing the Mylanta now before it's too late.

[Despain]

YOU'RE SUSPENDED!!
edit: missed Mesmerize's post, too slow etc.

:D

[altwight]

Two ways to make your stomach not growl and they've been proven. Suck in or tense your stomach muscles.