SPEAKING OF DICK PICS LOOOOOOOL

[Zalius]

NO FUCKING JOKE READ ON FOR OH SHIT TOTALLY FUCKING NO LIE NO LIE NO LIE

so i feel horrible right now 100%, but i can still find the irony and humor in this which at least means i will overcome this horror

so this girl i dated for a while, really do care about, really really really really do care about, have always had trouble with the sexual part of the relationship (her morals vs. mine) and we always ended up splitting because of hormones; stuff happens when people are alone. so we were broke up and have been "single together" for a while.

today, my birthday, we hung out, stuff happened, nothing serious. just hand-play, standard shit. she's from a very devout mormon family (spare me please), so this shit is murder and blasphemy namsayin?

at some point in time, for some reason, she took pictures of my dick. i really dont know why, i didnt feel comfortable with them in her camera, she didnt delete them.

She gets home, NO JOKE HERE IT COMES GUYS, her mom, who already doesnt have a flawless relationship with her, finds the pics. But before i find this out, she tells me never to talk to her again, and im like SADFACEWHATOHMAN but i figure everything finally got to her. then she tells me her mom found the pics and im like WOAH WHAT THE FUCK YOUR MOTHER HAS SEEN MY DICK and she's talkin about how she's livin a horrible life and its not what she wants and stuff and i totally understand that but i feel like shit, even though i didnt even take the pictures or want her to or anything, namsayin?

FUCKING DICK PICTURES. WHAT THE FUCK BG. YOU HAVE PERMEATED INTO THE REAL WORLD. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON.

p.s. there was a really good picture that showed the single beauty spot thing i have mid shaft, and it really was a good shot. I seriously would have posted it no joke, but i dont know if she still has it lol, and id feel like a tool if i asked her for it.

[Ryko]

I know where you arent.

Safe...

[Arvin]

damn thatsux bro

[Bagel]

Never leave evidence

[Zalius]

dude,

her mom saw my dick. how the fuck do i avoid her for the rest of my life.

[Colenzo]

you should just get a trenchcoat and go over to her house and ring the doorbell and flash her mom

[Arvin]

go fucking rape her mother im not even kidding slip her a roofie and penetrate

[Zalius]

Never leave evidence

DUDE THATS THE WORST i knew i didnt want the pics in existence BUT I DIDNT PUT MY FOOT DOWN I LET THEM SLIP ACROSS THE RUG THEY SLID DOWN THE FLOOR THEY SLIPPED THROUGH THE SLIDE THE ROLLED RIGHT AWAY THEY SPED OFF INTO THE NIGHT

[Zalius]

TRENCHCOAT OR ROOF FIRST

[Colenzo]

Her mom wants your cock, thats why shes saying to never talk to you again to her daughter.

[Rocl]

oh, okay

[Colenzo]

give her the old meat massage

[Arvin]

if they have a pet fuck that pet too

[Zalius]

no dude i never talked to her mom

she

gffoisdufgh


DUDE FUCK HER MOM SAW MY DICK THIS IS SO UNCOMFORTABLE


SHE WORKS AT THE MALL HOW THE FUCK DO I AVOID HER, IN A KIOSK, I CANT AVOID HER

I CANT GO TO THE MALL.

SHIT.

[Colenzo]

if they have a pet fuck that pet too

howz it goin Arv? you still playin steam gaymes?

[Colenzo]

no dude i never talked to her mom

she

gffoisdufgh


DUDE FUCK HER MOM SAW MY DICK THIS IS SO UNCOMFORTABLE


SHE WORKS AT THE MALL HOW THE FUCK DO I AVOID HER, IN A KIOSK, I CANT AVOID HER

I CANT GO TO THE MALL.

SHIT.

hangin out at the mall is for the queers anyways

[Zalius]

I DONT HANG OUT NIGGA I SHOP

[Bagel]

Maybe once you stop being a teenager you'll not want to go to the mall anyways

[Zalius]

WHAT IF SHE SEES ME SOMEWHERE ARGH

[Ryko]

whip it out