SPEAKING OF DICK PICS LOOOOOOOL

[_chuchu]

no dude i never talked to her mom

she

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DUDE FUCK HER MOM SAW MY DICK THIS IS SO UNCOMFORTABLE


SHE WORKS AT THE MALL HOW THE FUCK DO I AVOID HER, IN A KIOSK, I CANT AVOID HER

I CANT GO TO THE MALL.

SHIT.

obviously you need to tell her:

http://i43.tinypic.com/vy43kp.jpg

[Zalius]

FUNNY YOU SHOULD SAY THAT BAGEL, GUESS WHICH BDAY MAY18TH WAS OF MINE. LOLS.

[Rocl]

hey zalius
happy birthday

[Zalius]

dude my dad didnt get me a present.

[Bagel]

FUNNY YOU SHOULD SAY THAT BAGEL, GUESS WHICH BDAY MAY18TH WAS OF MINE. LOLS.

NO WAY! WOW!

[Bagel]

IT'S ALMOST LIKE I ALREADY KNEW THAT BUT PRETENDED LIKE I DIDN'T!

[Bagel]

WHY AM I STILL AWAKE FUUUUCK

[Zalius]

IF I COULD FIND A PICTURE OF THE SARCASM ARAB FROM FAMILY GUY I WOULD I PROMISE

[Colenzo]

this

[Rocl]

IF I COULD FIND A PICTURE OF THE SARCASM ARAB FROM FAMILY GUY I WOULD I PROMISE

it fits cause youre arab

[Colenzo]

you should really just tie her up and take pictures of your dick infront of her

[Zalius]

dude. my dad didnt get me anything for my bday either. that fucking sucked man. what the fuck. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN

[Colenzo]

I never get shit for my birthday or christmas, I am not nearly cool enough to get this kind of attention.

[Zalius]

her & my sister are the only people that made my bday good. except her mom seeing my dick. that wasnt good

[Colenzo]

Dude you shouldnt be afraid of people seeing your dick, you should look at it as a blessing bestowed upon them.

[Zalius]

yeah but now my exie is in a world of suck. like she's pretty much fucked until she moves out. foh-realz

[Colenzo]

jesus how old is she like 12?

[Zalius]

18 my nigga

[Rocl]

Dude you shouldnt be afraid of people seeing your dick, you should look at it as a blessing bestowed upon them.

What is this feeling,
So sudden and new?
I felt the moment
I laid eyes on you;
My pulse is rushing;
My head is reeling;
My face is flushing;
What is this feeling?
Fervid as a flame,
Does it have a name?
Yes! Loathing
Unadulterated loathing
For your face;
Your voice;
Your clothing;
Let's just say - I loathe it all
Ev'ry little trait, however small
Makes my very flesh begin to crawl
With simple utter loathing
There's a strange exhilaration
In such total detestation
It's so pure, so strong!
Though I do admit it came on fast
Still I do believe that it can last
And I will be loathing
Loathing you
My whole life long!

Though I do admit it came on fast
Still I do believe that it can last
And I will be...
loathing,
Truly deeply loathing you
loathing you
My whole Life long!

[Arvin]

howz it goin Arv? you still playin steam gaymes?

no i have a job its called being a gay ass raid leader in a game

jk no i play wow a lot but ive been dicking around on blue burst private servers with tsu