HALP BG! I'm afraid to fart in public.

[Day]

I love how he poses every time he mentions skateboarding.

Yeah I liked that lol

[Ryko]

idk i have a slight headache and am extremely fucking irritable today. I don't know why I keep clicking on threads because they are all getting on my nerves. You ever have those days?

Ah yeah, it's honestly like that every time I wake up, today's topics are rather "The View"ish to boot.

[Dimmauk]

I love how he poses every time he mentions skateboarding.

I try to do the same thing.

[Colenzo]

8)

[Conrad]

I dunno why I laughed so hard tbh, I think it just struck my funny bone the right way. I lot of it came from the hysterical crying/yelling he was doing the whole time as he was trying to pass himself off as normal.

[Conrad]

Also one time back in sixth grade (So I was probably like 10/11), I went to the bathroom during first period and didn't realize until after I had shit that there was no toilet paper. I was a bad crybaby as a kid so I got hysterical, then called my mom and had her bring new underpants/pants for me. That was one of the last times I used the public restroom at school, any other times I had to shit I'd just complain of a stomach ache and use the toilet in the nurse's office.

So anyway yeah I can relate with this situation in the video.

[Conrad]

It also kind of reminded me of that one episode of Kenan and Kel.

I

PUT THE SCREW

IN THE TUNA

[Dimmauk]

I only use the public bathroom if its an emergency. If not, then I hold all day till I get home.

[Day]

Yeah fuck public toilet seats

[Conrad]

I only use the public bathroom if its an emergency. If not, then I hold all day till I get home.

fuckin'

1st grade, fire drill goes off while I'm on the can, someone shuts all the lights off in the bathroom and it's pitch black. I'm 5 years old, I can't handle being in the dark with my pants down.

3rd grade, I'm on the toilet and I get sick all of a sudden and throw up, so I'm shitting and puking at the same time. It's like that one episode of South Park where Kenny gives his dad a laxative so he can't have another baby.

6th grade, the story I already mentioned, plus before that a bunch of kids came in and tried to knock the door down while I was in there. How they figured out that I was on the crapper I'll never know.

So yeah, traumatized from public restrooms for life. I'll only use them if they're the ones with only one toilet, fuck stalls.

[Dimmauk]

Yeah fuck public toilet seats

At the same workplace that the guy sharted, I got some complaints about footprints on the toilet seat. So I had a meeting with the employees and asked them to please not stand on the toilets. I find out later that this guy was standing on the lid to shit, cause the country he was from the lids were on the ground and a hole was under it.

The women's bathroom wasn't any better. A girl came to my office and she looked like she saw a ghost. She said there is blood everywhere in the girls bathroom. So I went in, and there was blood all over the sink and floor, and a trail of blood from one of the stalls. It turns out the this girl from Africa started her period on the toilet and ran from the toilet to the sink to "Cleanse" herself. She never used a tampoon before, and one of my supervisors had to show her how to use it.

[Day]

Who complains about footprints on a toliet seat for real?

[Sera]

wow what kind of freak show is your workplace, wtf

[Dimmauk]

wow what kind of freak show is your workplace, wtf

The kinda that employs alot of people from many different countries. I had to teach them about hygiene, workplace manners, etc...

[Dimmauk]

Who complains about footprints on a toliet seat for real?

The people that are crazy enough to shit regular or AC Slayter style on a public toilet.

[drwaffles]

That's revolting. Please tell me it's in your job description to educate these people on how to conduct themselves in a remotely civilized and hygienic manner...

[Dimmauk]

That's revolting. Please tell me it's in your job description to educate these people on how to conduct themselves in a remotely civilized and hygienic manner...

As the Production manager, I had to make sure the employees were happy and not distracted. When someone's BO is so bad that the people that work around that person cant work, then I gotta step in. The HR and Hiring department would fucking hire anyone. I had to made due with what I had, or my ass was on the line if the production goals were not met.

This one guy had the worst breathe I had ever smelled. I had to talk to him about oral hygiene, brushing teeth, and even made a dentist appointment for him.

[Dimmauk]

Most of the people that had bad hygeine were from Africa, Laos, Vietnam, India, Russia, and the Middle east.

This one family from Russia had really bad Body odor. They werent used to have to shower alot since its cold as fuck in Russia. They moved to Texas were its fucking hotter than hell, but continued with the same showering habits. They were some of the best workers I had, so I could get rid of them, so I had to talk to them about showering more.

So many awkward conversations I had with people there.

[#686578]

Before you complain about people from other countries, please learn the language of this one. Proper spelling and English should not be cast aside just because you're a fucking retard.

[Day]

Man some of the people you work with need to meet this nigga Akeem I work with