WHY AM I AWAKE I TOOK AN AMBIEN THIS IS JUST NOT FAIR
WHY AM I AWAKE I TOOK AN AMBIEN THIS IS JUST NOT FAIR
I got something you can swallow, you'll probably fall alseep after... or during, idk.
oh you
and it's not purple drank
i dont wanna take another cuz i gotta be up at 6am fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
To be honest, I usually feel pretty shitty after an orgasm.
I'm quite afraid that I've done it so many times that my body is developing a pavlovesque association with getting off.
So as a result I've decided to only fap when I'm fully awake or I've just woken up.
DAMN YOU PAVLOVVVVVVVVVVVV
Post-coital tristesse. Had to look that up.
Since usually the reason I've woken up is that I've rolled over on an insufferably ridiculous boner, this kinda works out anyway.
now i feel obligated to wiki something related
I can't fall asleep on my back. It's either side or stomach
I can't fall asleep on my stomach because there's too much pressure on my dick.
Maybe I just need a better mattress.