Call me Mr. Bitches

[Mizango]

So what you do is get an orangutan.... ahh forget it.

lol best story ever.

[AoE]

I got one in my sig. >BO

[BerenTebogo]

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[Chicomagiko]

Oh you guys do not want to see my LJ. Anyways, my cousin said that if I was too nervous to ask her out that i should drink a shot of something first and then try as long as i don't smell or appear drunk or reek of alcohol. All the above comments have been taken into consideration. Thanks guys ::group hug::

[Dimmauk]

I got one in my sig. >BO

HAHA. Nice.

[Churchill]

You have dated people before yes?

Here is a protip for dates and all that shit: do what worked before, again.

If a particular restaurant, approach, park, etc, seemed to work wonders, then you should try it on some more bitches and build a scenario so you can do sweet first dates and hook bitches

[volcanicweather]

I fail today.. tired.

Just do what comes naturally - if you try too hard she'll notice and it's a huge turn-off.

[Chicomagiko]

Except she's not a co-worker.

[Dimmauk]

My golden rule...

DONT EVER, EVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE DATE A CO-WORKER

Seriously, just be friends and wait until one of you doesn't work there anymore, then go for it. Pursuing / being in a work relationship creates massive headaches and almost always end up badly. Just because you are around someone a lot at work doesn't mean you should try to date her.

I agree, only have sex with co-workers. Never date them.

[Diamicles]

Oh you guys do not want to see my LJ. Anyways, my cousin said that if I was too nervous to ask her out that i should drink a shot of something first and then try as long as i don't smell or appear drunk or reek of alcohol. All the above comments have been taken into consideration. Thanks guys ::group hug::

this is also great advice for job interviews.

[Belkin]

You can reel her in with this timeless classic:

"What's the difference between Jam and Jelly?"

[Sanoske]

"So.... what's a girl like you doing in a bed like this?"

"Uh... we're not in a bed...?"

"Not yet." *wink*

Works every time.

And fail on the co-worker dating rule. My current girl I met at work, and it's fine. Although she's only seasonal due to being away at school. However, one of my friends has taught me never to date full time co-workers... especially if they have kids/boyfriends in jail/husbands.

In all seriousness... just ask if she wants to do something. Being straight up is always a good approach. Don't try to be cool/suave/etc, just ask the damn girl.

[Dimmauk]

A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs.

What's the moral of the story?

A wet pussy alway's makes a happy cock.

[Chicomagiko]

I asked her out to a friend's BBQ this weekend. She said "sure". Also, its an hour long drive so we'll have plenty of time to chat on the way. Wooo!

[Dimmauk]

I asked her out to a friend's BBQ this weekend. She said "sure". Also, its an hour long drive so we'll have plenty of time to chat on the way. Wooo!

Nice work! So radio, CD, iPod, or nothing while driving with her in the car?

[BerenTebogo]

We need to make a sticky that just says "Having rl problems?" and have the only content be "HAVE SELF CONFIDENCE! BELIEVE IN YOURSELF!" and make these advice threads bannable.

Seriously, the 9001 threads like this always end the same way, "you can do it man, bitches love confidence!" followed by other Gurren Lagann-esque bullshit.

[Chicomagiko]

I told her to bring a couple of her cd's I figured I'd use those as a starting point for our convos if needed(oh, you like that band? etc).

[Tomk]

Claws and Fangs

That's all you need to know.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUa2atNxhfg












Claws and Fangs.

[Maguspk]

Seriously, the 9001 threads like this always end the same way, "you can do it man, bitches love confidence!" followed by other Gurren Lagann-esque bullshit.

lmfao

Chicomagiko, belive in me who believes in you! Who the fuck do you think we are!?

[Jefe]

Having read the OP onry, here goes:

Invite her to brunch or lunch, that way there won't be pressure on either side. The point is to test the waters mutually, that is, of course, if she is interested. Be yourself (read: common sense), you don't need a rap, be spontaneous; but ffs, don't mention animu or w/e the fuck you call that.

Chicks are like cats, if you go after them from the beginning they'll get scared and run the fuck away. Let the cat come to you, reach to it slowly and shit.

Edit: Grats, don't fuck it up.