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  1. 2009-05-22 01:34 #41
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    mr. bitches
  2. 2009-05-22 03:50 #42
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    you can do it man, bitches love confidence!
  3. 2009-05-22 03:53 #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chicomagiko View Post
    I asked her out to a friend's BBQ this weekend. She said "sure". Also, its an hour long drive so we'll have plenty of time to chat on the way. Wooo!
    not to make you feel nervous or anything but you're prolly gonna sit in silence for the majority of that hour long drive. bump a little coke for confidence if u ain't got non of dat urself.
  4. 2009-05-22 03:54 #44
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    Thanks for the tips guys. This weekend can be either HUGE SUCCESS or BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME. I'm aiming for H.S.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chillin View Post
    not to make you feel nervous or anything but you're prolly gonna sit in silence for the majority of that hour long drive. bump a little coke for confidence if u ain't got non of dat urself.
    I heard cocaine is a helluva a drug. Maybe on the 2nd date.
  6. 2009-05-22 04:14 #46
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    Let us know how it goes, Date Five!

    Also, Bitches love confidence.
  7. 2009-05-22 04:16 #47
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    hopefully no one gets this reference as it's from a terrible movie but..


    take 3 shots and fall down the stairs before you talk to her
  8. 2009-05-22 04:17 #48
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howard Roark View Post
    hopefully no one gets this reference as it's from a terrible movie but..


    take 3 shots and fall down the stairs before you talk to her
    I think you are safe on this one.
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    you can do it man, bitches love confidence!
  10. 2009-05-22 04:25 #50
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    Just dont be a pussy and dont front and if that doesnt work for you then you are probably doomed to be alone.
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    if it falls through theres always Fleshlight.com
  12. 2009-05-22 04:26 #52
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buckethead View Post
    if it falls through theres always Sex Toys and Adult Toys for Men and Women at Fleshlight.com
    this is the ultimate solution for happiness
  13. 2009-05-22 04:27 #53
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    Nah, if it falls through, I have 3 upcoming conventions where i can pick up girls if needed.
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    no, just go get a fleshlight
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    are you convinced yet?
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    lol oh god no.
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    holy shit, I wish I had a drill
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    I've also heard a good first date activity is chasing them through a park in a state of undress. They just act scared, but I'm sure they're fine with it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vandalhart View Post
    I've also heard a good first date activity is chasing them through a park in a state of undress. They just act scared, but I'm sure they're fine with it.
    I heard this too.
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