I think we should declare holy war on islam

[Kuya]

I mean, come on. Come on, we all know christianity is way better cause we get laid more and we are probably more attractive. We should probably make Mizango secretary of defense, and maybe have him give us these briefing documents with biblical quotes on them to make them really awesome n shit.

[Kuya]

You know what guys, i think general forum is actually a muslim forum.

[Kuya]

I think we know what we have to do...

[Day]

This would have failed less in general.

[Kuya]

Yes, actually.

[Kuya]

But mostly because they are towel heads.

[Diamicles]

simpsons did it

[Ragnell]

Do we get to bear arms?

[Kuya]

“Open the gates that the righteous nation may enter, the nation that keeps faith.”

Miz, put that on photo that shows a bunch of tanks heading into general. I think it would be appropriate.

[Kuya]

Do we get to bear arms?

Like Michelle Obama? Fuck no.

[Dimmauk]

This would have failed less in general.

I blame low I.Q.s

The Derka Derka Forum is covered in sand and smells like dirty people now.

[Day]

Pick a side and stick to it. You talk shit in general about spam and vice versa, you know you're not the only one that reads both foramz right?

[Kuya]

“Therefore put on the full armor of God, so that when the day of evil comes, you may be able to stand your ground, and after you have done everything, to stand.”

Miz, put this quote next to a pic of a tank.

[Diamicles]

day and dim should watch American Idol and be friends.

[Kiarax]

Do you remember the last time Kuya made a good thread?

[Dimmauk]

day and dim should watch American Idol and be friends.

I like this Idea.

This site has forum teams?

[Kiarax]

Me neither.

[Day]

Do you remember the last time Kuya made a good thread?

Never happened.

[Kuya]

You guys are trolling, this thread is me sounding the war gong.

[Kuya]

But you know what would be odd... imagine if an actual secretary of defense actually used biblical quotes on their official reports pertaining to some random place, like, oh i don't know, Iraq. That would be scandalous!