I think we should declare holy war on islam

[Dimmauk]

But you know what would be odd... imagine if an actual secretary of defense actually used biblical quotes on their official reports pertaining to some random place, like, oh i don't know, Iraq. That would be scandalous!

Don't worry, I know you are smart and do your homework.

Under Rumsfeld, Pentagon published Bible verses on top-secret intel reports.
By Ali Frick

In a lengthy article on Donald Rumsfeld’s rocky tenure as Defense Secretary, GQ published never-before-seen cover sheets from top-secret intelligence briefings produced by Rumsfeld’s Pentagon. Starting in the days surrounding the U.S. invasion of Iraq, the cover sheets featured inspirational Bible verses printed over military images, “and were delivered by Rumsfeld himself to the White House” to the president, “who referred to America’s war on terror as a ‘crusade,’” GQ writes. Below are some examples of the Bible quotes (view the images here):

“Therefore put on the full armor of God, so that when the day of evil comes, you may be able to stand your ground, and after you have done everything, to stand.” [The quote appears over an image of a tank at sunrise]

“Commit to the LORD whatever you do, and your plans will succeed.” [The quote appears over an image of a soldier in Baghdad]

“It is God’s will that by doing good you should silence the ignorant talk of foolish men.” [The quote appears over an image of Saddam Hussein]

“Open the gates that the righteous nation may enter, The nation that keeps faith.” [The quote appears over an image of tanks entering an Iraqi city]

GQ’s Robert Draper writes that when colleagues complained to the Pentagon official who came up with the cover sheets, he replied, “‘my seniors’ — JCS chairman Richard Myers, Rumsfeld, and the commander in chief himself – appreciated the cover pages.”

[Diamicles]

I stopped reading at Rumsfeld

[BRP]

But you know what would be odd... imagine if an actual secretary of defense actually used biblical quotes on their official reports pertaining to some random place, like,

Don't see where you are going with this...

oh i don't know, Iraq.

*spits out drink*

[Kuya]

Don't worry, I know you are smart and do your homework.

Under Rumsfeld, Pentagon published Bible verses on top-secret intel reports.
By Ali Frick

In a lengthy article on Donald Rumsfeld’s rocky tenure as Defense Secretary, GQ published never-before-seen cover sheets from top-secret intelligence briefings produced by Rumsfeld’s Pentagon. Starting in the days surrounding the U.S. invasion of Iraq, the cover sheets featured inspirational Bible verses printed over military images, “and were delivered by Rumsfeld himself to the White House” to the president, “who referred to America’s war on terror as a ‘crusade,’” GQ writes. Below are some examples of the Bible quotes (view the images here):

“Therefore put on the full armor of God, so that when the day of evil comes, you may be able to stand your ground, and after you have done everything, to stand.” [The quote appears over an image of a tank at sunrise]

“Commit to the LORD whatever you do, and your plans will succeed.” [The quote appears over an image of a soldier in Baghdad]

“It is God’s will that by doing good you should silence the ignorant talk of foolish men.” [The quote appears over an image of Saddam Hussein]

“Open the gates that the righteous nation may enter, The nation that keeps faith.” [The quote appears over an image of tanks entering an Iraqi city]

GQ’s Robert Draper writes that when colleagues complained to the Pentagon official who came up with the cover sheets, he replied, “‘my seniors’ — JCS chairman Richard Myers, Rumsfeld, and the commander in chief himself – appreciated the cover pages.”

Look dude, i'm not talking about none of that boring politics bullshit that belongs in general. I'm talking about declaring HOLY WAR on general because it sucks and is probably terrorist-ish. Stop painting your hippie bullshit on me, bro.

[Kuya]

What's wrong with using a couple of biblical quotes on when invading a muslim country anyway? It's a christian country, so gtfo.

[Kuya]

I bet you don't even say merry christmas because that wouldn't be "liberal" of you.

[Diamicles]

You could make a forum team and call them

"Knights of the Spam Table"
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/j...y-Grail-04.jpg

[Sera]

*spits out drink*

Same reaction

[Dimmauk]

You could make a forum team and call them

"Knights of the Spam Table"
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/j...y-Grail-04.jpg

Pic needs more Dicks hanging out.

[Pharaun]

You should declare war on the rotten Buddhists too, seriously what the hell have they ever done for anyone? I heard they hang out in advanced...

[Dimmauk]

Spam and General Team Up?

[Bagel]

Spam is a constitutional monarchy

[Kuya]

No, a constitutional trolligarchy.

[Kuya]

By the way Bagel, i downloaded your dick song, but i haven't listened to it. Should i listen to it and why?

[Bagel]

Oh god I'm just a figurehead

[Bagel]

By the way Bagel, i downloaded your dick song, but i haven't listened to it. Should i listen to it and why?

Do you like really bad autotune?

[Bagel]

Shaarite

[Kuya]

Do you like really bad autotune?

Possibly, yes. Did you see that newsic vid i posted? From that i gather that i do.

[Bagel]

It'd be hard to find autotune done more poorly than this, so I guess you should.

[Bagel]