Paging Dr. BG, pregnancy scare??? help!!

[Nitsuki]

So here's the situation, no tl;dr here really.

My gf of 11 months and i decided to out of nowhere to have sex w/o a condom on just once and for an extremely short time. Now she's not under birth control, but the thing is that we decided to do this on the day AFTER her period ended. I got a little paranoid, but i never came inside her or anything, i don't even think precum, i pulled out way before i came. The next day and today (4 days after her period ended) we did it again w/o a condom, again just for a short time, then decided to put a condom that is lubricated w/ spermicide both times. Should I worry? Should I prepare falcon punch? This is the first girl i've had sex w/o a condom so i just had to ask.

I would guess from people w/ experiences here, i would get some feedback whether to worry or not.

[happydude]

yes dr bg is the best thing for advice -_-

[Dalek]

you're fine

[Suiram]

She probably cheated on you, got pregnant by him, didn't actually have her period but pretended like she did, then fucked you without a condom after so that next month she could trick you into thinking you knocked her up so you'd support her and her bastard child.

I wouldn't worry, just get a paternity test and you'll be okay.

[thestalkmore]

You're fine

[Shiroikage]

Since you did it twice without a condom, she's probably carrying twins.

[_chuchu]

She probably cheated on you, got pregnant by him, didn't actually have her period but pretended like she did, then fucked you without a condom after so that next month she could trick you into thinking you knocked her up so you'd support her and her bastard child.

I wouldn't worry, just get a paternity test and you'll be okay.

^ this. just practice this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt2i0ts-uck

[Mayareira]

So, you want a boy or a girl?

[antihero]

you can do it man, bitches love confidence!

[Nitsuki]

Well, i was expecting some lol comments. I feel a lot better. lol

[Soa]

Get that girl some birth control asap. I mean its dirt cheap with insurance and if she doesn't have any then free clinics usually give it out no charge.

[Neosutra]

Relax.

[Demosthenes11]

damn media misinforms the public about conception so much. If you cum in a girl, the chances of getting her pregnant aren't even that great...

I've had like 3 pregnancy scares so I know what you are going through. Buy a cheapy pack of tests if you want peace of mind. Instant gratification works best imo

[Telamond]

See, this is what's great with being gay...

But, if something would happen, you could always get a metal coat hanger...

[Jefe]

Chilax, bro.

See, this is what's great with being gay...

Have fun w/ your AIDS.

[Telamond]

Have fun w/ your AIDS.

See, AIDS isn't a gay disease... ^^

[Vigilia]

Why would you even gamble with something like pregnancy? If you don't like condoms, alternative birth control methods are not that expensive and since you're in an established relationship you should be safe (see the condom vs. no condom thread). If you end up having sex without birth control there's always the "morning after pill". And yes, pregnancy tests are cheap as chips also. Having a baby is expensive as hell.

[greenhills]

If your state is anything like oregon, they will pay for your girl to get birth control of whatever flavor she decides if she makes something like <30k a year or is in school. Iud, the 6month shot, the ring thing, anything even the dr visit bill part to get it put in. Just have to fill out some paperwork.
That doesn't work do like dude above suggested and look into free clinics. condoms suck and pregnacy is even worse.

[Blarg]

If you stick it in her ass right after you push any cum out.

[Zilong]

1. Find the nearest stairs
2. ???
3. Profit