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  1. 2009-05-25 00:55 #41
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    It's called dickriding. Apparently they're playing along with the idea of you having a penis.
  2. 2009-05-25 01:09 #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiroikage View Post
    Ivve, let's go to a bar and you can help me get laid.
    Whoever says women aren't good wingmen don't know any women.

    Seriously the female friends I know would facilitate the process way better than any of my male friends.
  3. 2009-05-25 01:11 #43
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    In before new thread entitled, "Should I bang my mom's friend"
  4. 2009-05-25 01:13 #44
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    "Should I bang my mom, friends?" is more likely.
  5. 2009-05-25 01:14 #45
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sera View Post
    In before new thread entitled, "Should I bang my mom's friend"
    I was actually thinking of making this thread, but I think I would be way over my shitty thread quota if I did that.
  6. 2009-05-25 01:15 #46
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    It has potential if your mom's friend is hot and you post pics
  7. 2009-05-25 01:17 #47
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    yeah but unfortunately my mom doesnt have any friends
  8. 2009-05-25 02:05 #48
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colenzo View Post
    yeah but unfortunately my mom doesnt have any friends
    Like mother like son
  9. 2009-05-25 02:40 #49
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    dont you have sex with elderly fat people to attend to?
  10. 2009-05-25 02:44 #50
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    WHERE THE FUCK DID MY CUSTOM TITLE GO
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    Both of them. That's just a dick move.
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    dont you have sex with your left hand to attend to?
  11. 2009-05-25 02:45 #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheShadyMan View Post
    dont you have sex with your left hand to attend to?
    Don't you have sex with me to attend to!?
  12. 2009-05-25 02:47 #52
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    WHERE THE FUCK DID MY CUSTOM TITLE GO
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    Both of them. That's just a dick move.
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    Doesn't your mouth have my dick to attend to?
  13. 2009-05-25 02:47 #53
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    Doesn't Ryko have sex t- who am I kidding
  14. 2009-05-25 02:47 #54
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheShadyMan View Post
    Doesn't your mouth have my dick to attend to?
    I KNEW I FORGOT SOMETHING
  15. 2009-05-25 02:49 #55
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    Shut up I'm not gay if you tell anyone about this I'll kill you!
  16. 2009-05-25 02:52 #56
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheShadyMan View Post
    dont you have sex with your left hand to attend to?
    yes and how did you know i use my left hand
  17. 2009-05-25 02:54 #57
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    Faggots use the lefty.
  18. 2009-05-25 02:54 #58
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiarax View Post
    It's called dickriding.
    jealousy

    Quote Originally Posted by Shiroikage
    Ivve, let's go to a bar and you can help me get laid.
    is this before or after we trade genitals? i'm not letting you touch skanks with your penis if we're still intending to switch for a day. afterwards though, you can assess my wingperson skills as i get the ladies warmed up for you with some math and science (which all women find interesting and sexy) talk so you can comfortably segue into your field of expertise.
  19. 2009-05-25 02:55 #59
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiarax View Post
    Faggots use the lefty.
    I use both, I just usually use my left hand. Gotta switch it up here and there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    jealousy
    Hey, it fit with the thread.
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