Should I Bang My Friend's Mom?

[Blarg]

Left hand jerking is when you are using your right hand to navigate with the mouse. As long as you finish with the right hand you aren't gay.

[Ivve]

Hey, it fit with the thread.

Spoiler: show

it's okay bb, i was just going with it too. god i hate it when we hurt each other with our careless forum posts! how could we be so thoughtless? let's run away together

[Colenzo]

Well see, I turn the hand around with the left hand so it feels TOTALLY different than the right hand. Plus I like the left hand approach because its easier to play it off. When you catch somebody with their hand down their pants its usually their dominant hand, you can play the left hand off like you was scratching your nuts or something. Just gotta control the breathing and put on your poker face. Usually I can hear somebody coming before I get caught though because im sneaky like that.

[Kiarax]

I have not ran in 6 years. I'm not sure my body can feasibly do such a thing.

[Ivve]

Well see, I turn the hand around with the left hand so it feels TOTALLY different than the right hand. Plus I like the left hand approach because its easier to play it off. When you catch somebody with their hand down their pants its usually their dominant hand, you can play the left hand off like you was scratching your nuts or something. Just gotta control the breathing and put on your poker face. Usually I can hear somebody coming before I get caught though because im sneaky like that.

oh fuck that. if people are busting in on you without knocking, they deserve to be blinded with either jizz if they arrive at the peak of awkward winningness or at least blinded by the horrific nature of the act.

[Ivve]

I have not ran in 6 years. I'm not sure my body can feasibly do such a thing.

by run away i definitely mean use motorized transportation, but probably travel under an assumed name(s) on someone else's credit card(s). how good are you at clubbing bitches in the head?

[Colenzo]

see, I jerk it in the living room, there are no doors

[Ivve]

i haven't done cardio on anything without wheels in years

[Colenzo]

its pretty dangerous and makes it more exciting
NEVER BEEN CAUGHT
yeah im a bad ass

[Kiarax]

I have only ever clubbed people with inflatable objects. But I'm a fast learner.

[Ivve]

see, I jerk it in the living room, there are no doors

okay you need to stop touching your dick in communal areas. that's just inconsiderate.

[Xajii]

@Kiarax
why do all the anime sluts in all your sig/avatars look mildly orgasming

[Kiarax]

I think the two in the Team MILF one probably are. The other two are definitely not.

[Xajii]

your avatar... i think so

[Blarg]

Maybe the sig milf was orgasming but her kids walked in and she is playing it off like she is just hanging out in a sig all normal like.

[Ivve]

@Kiarax
why do all the anime sluts in all your sig/avatars look mildly orgasming

let me handle this guys

anime

your answer!

[Kiarax]

http://i43.tinypic.com/2nqqtzs.jpg
http://i43.tinypic.com/ta6g0j.jpg

I am not even going to post the Team MILF one.

[Xajii]

yes you are you whore

[Kiarax]

It's an ugly picture, the faces were suitable is all. I am doing you a great service by not showing you it and ruining the magic.

[Blarg]

The love between 2 women is never ugly.

Not counting fatties.