I need to stop masturbating

[Kuya]

I bet when Char masturbates, the first thing that he thinks is how much he wants to touch dick.

[Charismatic]

I bet when Char masturbates, the first thing that he thinks is how much he wants to touch dick.

I usually think about how awesome my fleshlight is.

[Howard Roark]

wow, someone is really lonely

[ew I'm quoting Uryuu]

no just high sex drive, me and my gf do whatever we want (she's a champ) and I still watch pron nearly daily -- she just wasn't over that night, I must have been having a freaky dream

I'm thin enough that I could probably do it if I weren't so out of shape and worked at it for 3 years like Will Ferrell's skit on SNL

[Conrad]

I've tried it but I didn't even get close, and all of the contortions just made me lose my erection anyway. Now that I've lost some weight I might have a better chance, but probably still not gonna make it. If I could do that though, I wouldn't have this current dilemma from the OP.

[Kipling]

[ew I'm quoting Uryuu]

no just high sex drive, me and my gf do whatever we want (she's a champ) and I still watch pron nearly daily -- she just wasn't over that night, I must have been having a freaky dream

I'm thin enough that I could probably do it if I weren't so out of shape and worked at it for 3 years like Will Ferrell's skit on SNL

someone who attempts to suck their own dick obviously doesn't have have a gf, or they're lying about how often they actually sleep together

which is it?

[Howard Roark]

ya it was a bit disheartening, I think I went to bed without finishing myself off



and how this is any different than jerkin it I'll never know, I mean, we all know what every guy wants is to do himself in the pooper right? I'm not alone here am I? RIGHT? RIGHT?

[Charismatic]

Just buy a fleshlight and stop being such a faggot.

[Colenzo]

someone who attempts to suck their own dick obviously doesn't have have a gf, or they're lying about how often they actually sleep together

which is it?

dont do that man

[Kuya]

I usually think about how awesome my fleshlight is.

So now Char can't even touch his dick without feeling it's making him gay. Wow, what issues!

[Howard Roark]

someone who attempts to suck their own dick obviously doesn't have have a gf, or they're lying about how often they actually sleep together

which is it?

man, my sense of self has been rocked lol, I don't live with my gf so I must be homosexual lol

I work nights, I see her overnights on weekends, we chill a couple hours on weekdays and not always time to pound

she likes to get a little tipsy and skip the lube if you follow, if you don't you're a goddamn casual

bitch wants to talk to ME about who has a girlfriend lol

[Kipling]

dont do that man

Did it

[Colenzo]

So now Char can't even touch his dick without feeling it's making him gay. Wow, what issues!

can you blame him?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwKAtUbNloQ

[Howard Roark]

I usually think about how awesome my fleshlight is.

inside every fleshlight is an anus at the end

[Kuya]

Also, someone makes a thread about masturbation and Uryuu comes right out of the shadows to post in it. Least we know what makes him tick.

[Kipling]

man, my sense of self has been rocked lol, I don't live with my gf so I must be homosexual lol

I work nights, I see her overnights on weekends, we chill a couple hours on weekdays and not always time to pound

she likes to get a little tipsy and skip the lube if you follow, if you don't you're a goddamn casual

bitch wants to talk to ME about who has a girlfriend lol

your gf is bad if you have to resort to sucking your own dick, I never even had to when I was still single

[Kuya]

your gf is bad if you have to resort to sucking your own dick, I never even had to when I was still single

You've always been single.

[Howard Roark]

way to sidestep the real questions lol fgt

and yes, I tried to do it to myself because she's not doin it right? of course not, what a dolt, you do that to see if you can, how do I know if I would do it 'better'

and if I wanted her to do something different I'd just tell her to

[Kipling]

You've always been single.

you've always been a fag?

[Charismatic]

can you blame him?

Wow, I never thought of that!

[Colenzo]

your gf is bad if you have to resort to sucking your own dick, I never even had to when I was still single

You never had to suck dick when you was single? well thats a shocker.