well now that you said 3 fingers ok nvm it probably is
Probably
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well now that you said 3 fingers ok nvm it probably is
I bet Uryuu is just angry because he hasn't seen his dick in years, he's pissed that the rest of you can get close enough to even try to suck your own dick.
Sounds like jealousy.
I can almost lick the tip.
I wonder if a fat guy has ever hung upside down before and smothered himself on his own fat.
very clever
Be honest here. If you were flexible enough to suck your own dick easily and the first time you do it would you be embarrassed if you were really bad at it (I originally wrote sucked at it but then it was all confusing) or would you think that fact makes you manly.
im actually in the middle of slitting my own throat
You don't need to tell anyone about it. I would be embarrassed if I was really bad at sports or math or running, I wonder if I would be embarrassed about my dick sucking ability too.
you guys act like HJ's are less gay than BJ's
I usually call my hand gay slurs after the fact to make myself feel better.
my hand was a stunt double in Boogie Nights right before he got beat up
You think a girl would be embarrassed about licking her own pussy? I dont think so.