I need to stop masturbating

[Blarg]

look at it like this
You are still gonna shit bricks if somebody walks in on you while you are sucking your own dick, if you are jerking off its basically probably gonna be the same reaction but you will have your mouth too full to say "oh shit."

Not all of us jerk off in the living room

[Colenzo]

you should nigga, theres a big screen TV

[Blarg]

Unless you hook up a computer to that tv screen your jerk off material is surely lacking. This is assuming you didn't go out and buy a porn dvd.

[Conrad]

I'm so happy this got 3 pages so quickly

Also
How to Suck Your Own Dick
And for the ladies, How to Lick Your Own Clit - Autocunnilingus

[Conrad]

I saw a poor attempt at this, a kingdom for a proper vid of this

Is that the name of the video?

[Howard Roark]

Is that the name of the video?

no I have bad grammar perhaps

[Colenzo]

Unless you hook up a computer to that tv screen your jerk off material is surely lacking. This is assuming you didn't go out and buy a porn dvd.

watch some porn on the laptop and then when you are done, flip the TV on and relax

[Conrad]

http://www.collegesexadvice.com/auto/autoc5.gif

haha, oh wow

[Howard Roark]

ok seriously, you need to avatar that

[Shiroikage]

Hmm.

[Shiroikage]

It's barely NSFW.

[Conrad]

Could sig it in a spoiler if I had a matching avatar version, because there's no way I would be caught dead without a matching sig/avatar combo.

[Colenzo]

looks feasible

[Conrad]

http://www.collegesexadvice.com/auto/else2.gif
Would this get me banned?

[Howard Roark]

only if it's an animal

[Colenzo]

http://www.collegesexadvice.com/auto/else2.gif
Would this get me banned?

You know, if you place a rifle on his legs it would make a good gun stand.

[Howard Roark]

if you bury him ass up you could have a place to park your bike

[Colenzo]

hahahaha

[Shiroikage]

That's the position I attempted.

[Conrad]

I had a dream last night that I was on a reality show with a woman who was my wife and we had a kid and they were filming the two of them. i got horny so i had to clear everyone out so i went into the other bedroom and pulled all of the people sleeping in the dresser out and kicked them out, as well as the squatters on the bed. then i called my wife in and we had sex but then i got bored from her giving me head so i told her i would attempt it myself. I ended up waking up at this point, rocking my head back and forth so since I had morning wood I just beat off and then couldn't go back to sleep.

This is going to be more difficult to abstain than I imagined.