I need to stop masturbating

[Cheerios]

If you could suck your own dick, and you don't consider that gay at all, would you cum in your own mouth then?

[Ivve]

a lot of guys think they could suck their own dick, but if they ever got a taste of it they'd change their tune.

[Conrad]

If I could suck my own dick, I wouldn't complain about the taste considering it would A) be my own fault for not washing first and B) be expected of women to do it for me, so there's no logic in being a hypocrite.

Also I probably wouldn't want to swallow personally but if you're already at that point of sucking your own dick, I can't blame someone for going farther down the rabbit hole.

[Conrad]

I need a woman to come and suck my dick for me whenever I feel like masturbating to maintain my arm strength. I wonder if you can put a person like that on retainer.

[Autonomous]

being found dead in that position seems like a good way to die

Clerks?

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[Drunknmunky]

To the OP:WikiAnswers - Is masturbation good or bad

Masturbation can be used to help one relax or even fall asleep during periods of insomnia. It can also be used to help rid depression.

This ^

[#686578]

Numbers picked up on the sarcasm, which is good because I didn't want to have to tell Shiro that I trolled him.

I've got your back, bro.

[Ohaigaiz]

true story time

i don't use lube when i jerk it usually cuz computer is not in a private room and you cum a lot faster and the whole point of jerkin it is to cum so takes me like 1 min with porn. well now i got anorgasmia problem cuz my new pills and cuz i dry beat my dick so much/fast in one sitting it made the skin i guess stretch? i got like a rasberry thing and it scabbed up in one small spot. takes 15-20 mins of serious beating off to cum with this angorasmia thing, and i can't even cum when i use lube shit.

help me bg!!

jk you're all faggot nerds

[Conrad]

I started using my right hand instead of my left to alleviate the pain in my left arm and I have to say, doing it goofy is strangely satisfying. You have less control over yourself so even though it feels like there's less sensation, the orgasm seems to be a lot more intense. I'm not really sure what to make of it, cause it takes a little longer and it still feels awkward since it's not my dominant hand.

[Conrad]

I need a woman to come and suck my dick for me whenever I feel like masturbating to maintain my arm strength. I wonder if you can put a person like that on retainer.

Reiterating this to retain its importance.

[Shiroikage]

I started using my right hand instead of my left to alleviate the pain in my left arm and I have to say, doing it goofy is strangely satisfying. You have less control over yourself so even though it feels like there's less sensation, the orgasm seems to be a lot more intense. I'm not really sure what to make of it, cause it takes a little longer and it still feels awkward since it's not my dominant hand.

100% agree.

[Ivve]

Reiterating this to retain its importance.

yeah, it's called a slutty girlfriend, but you have to pay in affection, free time, and increased risk of contracting STDs.

[Conrad]

1000 views, I'm glad so many of you are interested in my self-love habits.

yeah, it's called a slutty girlfriend, but you have to pay in affection, free time, and increased risk of contracting STDs.

I'm too moral for a slut, and sluts want nothing to do with me. Though it's not difficult to find one in my hometown, my high school graduating class was full of them.