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  1. 2009-05-26 01:28 #61
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    please stop with the virgin rage
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    feels good
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sera View Post
    i do this, it's because the shit hurts after, too sensitive
    if my unit was straight out, and you drew an imaginary line on my tip, the "top" of my can get really sensitive, like a uncomfortable shiver or stimulating of nerves

    my one bi friend told me he HATES guys like this, I can see why I guess, makes 69 less enjoyable -- I get by though, I just need to be more in the mouth, notsomuch on the tip
  7. 2009-05-26 01:34 #67
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    Why is it always somehow surprising to find that in any given area there are more than 2 guys who might like guys. Honestly.
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    And i always find talking about sex hilarious. I just try to imagine your faces explaining this stuff to me and i crack up. I did the same thing when i was trying to explain to shiro how to masturbate in new ways.
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    Has this ever happened to anyone?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya View Post
    And i always find talking about sex hilarious. I just try to imagine your faces explaining this stuff to me and i crack up. I did the same thing when i was trying to explain to shiro how to masturbate in new ways.
    Agreed. You can't talk about this stuff with a straight face.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya View Post
    Why is it always somehow surprising to find that in any given area there are more than 2 guys who might like guys. Honestly.
    hmm? neighborhoods? countries? forums?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuyu View Post
    Has this ever happened to anyone?
    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiroikage View Post
    Agreed. You can't talk about this stuff with a straight face.
    I can, a co-worker (female) came to me for advice on bumsex with her bf, and I gave her starter tips (she knew me and gf are friends of the butt)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howard Roark View Post
    hmm? neighborhoods? countries? forums?
    Everywhere. Well, everywhere besides San Francisco. I guess people really do believe that 1% thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheShadyMan View Post
    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
    ahahaha I seriously love that quote

    nominating it for best thing said on bg all year
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    In my defense, I can't hold a coherent conversation about most things.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howard Roark View Post
    I can, a co-worker (female) came to me for advice on bumsex with her bf, and I gave her starter tips (she knew me and gf are friends of the butt)
    It's good to know that bumsex is serious business for you two.
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